This couple is celebrating their relationship with some some champagne. Some bubbly for a bubbly girl. Champagne causes anal pain. Kinda has a nice ring to it. You have to admit sharing some champagne with your girl is kind of romantic.
That's how I celebrate making the WICS
Must be my exwife, she sprayed the money away too....
I'd do it
@vaticanvomit So you put the balls into Bolinger ?
there are cheaper ways to wash the sweetcorn out before you dive in
@vulture hahaha +1 Sir
I'll have a glass of that
@vaticanvomit so do it and send it in. I'm still waiting for you VAG & bOOb pics as promised but not delivered after the last time I bought you a VIP.
That's one expensive douche.
@ouch I'M FAT AS FUCK. I don't wanna send a pic of me being fat
@vaticanvomit : You can't be worse than Ouch's mom.
New meaning to "Pop goes the weasel."
She didn't seem to enjoy it as much as he did
That's one way to pop the cork!
Huh, what's there to celebrate?
Feel bad for who has to clean that up
She'll Feel It Up Tomorrow
Porn stars stop bitching about getting paid for what others do for free.
He christened her the U.S.S. Anal Angel.
love it, but too much guy exposure for me...
Aren't you supposed to drink that?
OH MY GOD ...tv caught on fire. Quick put it out!
Happy poo year!
@vaticanvomit i like fat as fuck
And now I understand why the champagne always tastes like shit when we go over to the Miller's.
AIM FOR MY MOUTH LIKE THAT FUCKING CLOWN GAME AT THE CARNIVAL *POP*
Getting her ass drunk.
@vaticanvomit you are one crazy woman.