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posted by Big Jeff on 1/23/2016

Your Package Has Arrived

God damnit I hate when this happens. You order from a what you think is a reputable dealer and they send you shit like this...not one packing peanut to keep it from getting dinged up.


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
picklehiesner
Package arrived a head of schedule
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 1:55 PM

vulture
when I asked for head that’s not what I had I mind
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:06 PM

yeayeayea
Looks fresh enough.
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:06 PM

mrlongshot
This is what happens when over achievers attempt the Glasgow smile.
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:09 PM

maddog123
I love getting head but that ain’t it.
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:17 PM

goldnhind
I can't feel my face when I'm with you!
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:42 PM

goodster
get that thing cleaned out quick. I need just one more bowl to put my salsa dip in for the BIG GAME!
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:43 PM

maddog123
Goddamit vulture sorry again I should have read comments above
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:49 PM

xizang
Seems like I’m getting a lot of products that are DOA these days. Fucking quality control!
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 2:55 PM

dozer67
That looked more like an accident than a beheading to me, no neck meat.
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 3:08 PM

mykejp
He looks so happy.
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 4:54 PM

renbo956
Only In Mexico
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 4:56 PM

ouch
You’re off ya head if you think I’m posting that
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 6:19 PM

big_daddy305
Dammit.. What’s the number to FedEx? My package came broken. Where’s the jaw?
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 6:52 PM

fatlarry
Are those tattoo’d eye brows
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 7:33 PM

truckingman
Ok!!! A MOTHER FUCKING" UNIVERSAL MESSAGE THAT ANY-MOTHER FUCKING"-BODY CAN UNDERSTAND... “‘IF YOU FUCK UP, IT WILL BE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING" HEAD IN THE MOTHER FUCKING" BOX MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!’”
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 8:06 PM

sbohica
Ole Hannibal's funny.
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 8:51 PM

maddog123
Keep that shit for halloween
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 9:15 PM

woodchipper30
@big_daddy305 LOADER WANTED SOME HOGG JAW
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 9:52 PM

maddog123
If your a really sick purv you could keep it and skull fuck it hot cha cha
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 10:41 PM

oxycodone30mg
Nig In A Box ® "as seen on TV"
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 10:53 PM

aquahollic
I hate it when they don’t ship all the parts
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 11:13 PM

goodster
@oxycodone30mg,,Hey,,, I take those too!!
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 11:52 PM

sirfartsalot
Never shake the grape soda.
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posted on: 01-23-16 @ 11:52 PM

sbohica
@oxy and @goodster, the dark blue with the V on one side are the best!
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 1:08 AM

bookertank
FUCKING FEDEX ALWAYS DAMAGING MY BOXES NOW HEADS ALL SMASHED
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 1:17 AM

woodchipper30
ITS NEGRO MEAT LOAF
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 1:40 AM

sbohica
We have a "Jack in the Box". This must b a new version.
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 2:01 AM

whitechristian
Keep under dry and fresh conditions.
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 2:15 AM

woodchipper30
@bookertank UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 2:51 AM

belchesfelches
OOO GIRL, them eyebrows, though....
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 9:44 AM

negrodeleto
I think that beaner is giving me the stink eye
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 10:13 AM

junkhunter
Can we get along without him.
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 2:53 PM

bobbabooey
Goddamnit! Amazon screwed up my order again!
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posted on: 01-24-16 @ 5:24 PM

rouge_et_blanc
Useless nutcracker there’s no lower jaw
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posted on: 01-25-16 @ 3:25 AM

whitechristian
lol..... I guess I’m the only one that watches CrazyShit on a fifty inch T.V. The box says.... Keep under dry and fresh conditions.
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posted on: 01-25-16 @ 12:04 PM

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