Five Fingers No Thumbs

I'm sure this guy would give mother nature a thumbs down if he could but he can't because he doesn't have any. He's got five fingers like the rest of us but no thumbs. I couldn't live with myself, hell my number one dream is sticking my thumb up Kate Upton's bum.

23 Comments
  • marcodufour January 26, 2016

    Didn`t he land at Roswell in 1947 ?

    +9
  • mrpoop January 26, 2016

    Frog man

    +1
  • tattydaddy January 26, 2016

    Fuck. Learn to play guitar

    +4
  • prodeath January 26, 2016

    Poor bastard can't even hitchhike.

    +5
  • xizang January 26, 2016

    Reminds me of the guys with two penises and three testicles.

    +1
  • zmolez January 26, 2016

    That's five finger Freddy the theif

    +2
  • mrdrip January 26, 2016

    choke hard!

    +0
  • sikikhaydar January 26, 2016

    Typical american inbred Hand's

    -9
  • mrlongshot January 26, 2016

    3 in the pink, 2 in the stink.

    +7
  • cellule January 26, 2016

    Now can get up to 4 in the stink!

    +1
  • bennyboy19 January 26, 2016

    Awesome pianist

    +5
  • maddog123 January 26, 2016

    Rather have two dicks no balls

    +1
  • yeayeayea January 26, 2016

    TMNT without the ninja and the turtle parts.

    +0
  • honkie365 January 26, 2016

    Made for fistfucking.

    +2
  • picklehiesner January 26, 2016

    JAZZ HANDS

    +7
  • truckingman January 26, 2016

    A one in a MF" MILLION SHOT Genetic Mutation...... He must have had one Hell of a gene sequencing codec.

    +2
  • ouch January 26, 2016

    DERP

    -4
  • mykejp January 26, 2016

    How many words per minute can she type?

    +2
  • whobe January 26, 2016

    Don't have to worry about getting killed on a moped unless he is on the back.

    +1
  • whitechristian January 27, 2016

    I guess it's better than being all thumbs?

    +2
  • doonut January 27, 2016

    Five finger Donkey Punch

    +1
  • big_daddy305 January 28, 2016

    Which one of you nasty bitches fucked a rooster?

    +0
  • loulou January 28, 2016

    If you ever look at a giant bat this fucker has hands just like it!

    +0
 
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