Five Fingers No Thumbs
I'm sure this guy would give mother nature a thumbs down if he could but he can't because he doesn't have any. He's got five fingers like the rest of us but no thumbs. I couldn't live with myself, hell my number one dream is sticking my thumb up Kate Upton's bum.
Didn`t he land at Roswell in 1947 ?
Frog man
Fuck. Learn to play guitar
Poor bastard can't even hitchhike.
Reminds me of the guys with two penises and three testicles.
That's five finger Freddy the theif
choke hard!
Typical american inbred Hand's
3 in the pink, 2 in the stink.
Now can get up to 4 in the stink!
Awesome pianist
Rather have two dicks no balls
TMNT without the ninja and the turtle parts.
Made for fistfucking.
JAZZ HANDS
A one in a MF" MILLION SHOT Genetic Mutation...... He must have had one Hell of a gene sequencing codec.
DERP
How many words per minute can she type?
Don't have to worry about getting killed on a moped unless he is on the back.
I guess it's better than being all thumbs?
Five finger Donkey Punch
Which one of you nasty bitches fucked a rooster?
If you ever look at a giant bat this fucker has hands just like it!