Caffeine Suppositories

I guess this is a thing now. You can actually buy caffeine suppositories. It must be a college hipster thing. If you need a pick me up before you study for a test energize with a caffeine pill up your butt. If you're broke u might as well stick roasted coffee beans up your ass I guess.

23 Comments
  • cellule February 3, 2016

    You know where you can shove your useless stuff?

    +4
  • whitechristian February 3, 2016

    That'll keep your ass up all night.

    +12
  • zmolez February 3, 2016

    I was shocked to see the New York lottery sign...I figured that was in San Francisco where everything goes in everyone's ass

    +3
  • whobe February 3, 2016

    Gives you a real brown eye.

    +2
  • picklehiesner February 3, 2016

    Welcome to Starbucks can I take your order? Give me a latte macchiato grande and just pour it in my ass

    +1
  • dozer67 February 3, 2016

    They work!!!! I mean I heard they work....oops :(

    +5
  • longhungwong February 3, 2016

    hahaha +10 @whitechristian

    +3
  • bobbabooey February 3, 2016

    I always said Starbucks was for fags.

    +2
  • darksider803 February 3, 2016

    Wait WHAT???????

    +1
  • sbohica February 3, 2016

    That cud explain Ron's MFM craiglist post: "You can call me Ronnieboy, my ass is like the Energizer Bunny, available 24/7." "Black men preferred."

    +6
  • mrdrip February 3, 2016

    "do you take it here or to go?"

    +2
  • mykejp February 3, 2016

    Just what an asshole needs to stay awake.

    +2
  • provert February 3, 2016

    The best part of waking up is shoveing pills up your ass

    +2
  • rifleman123 February 3, 2016

    Good to the last pop

    +2
  • rickyragoo February 3, 2016

    I wonder if they help with hemorrhoids too...

    +3
  • mrpoop February 3, 2016

    sounds like disaster pants just waiting to happen

    +2
  • truckingman February 3, 2016

    Orthodox Jews rush to take this suppositories for their "CAFFEINE ADDICTION" BEFORE The Holist Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur in which is a whole day of fasting.

    http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/39/all_caffeinesuppositories_2010_09_24_bk.html

    +2
  • mrlongshot February 3, 2016

    I just drank a pot of coffee, come her gal!

    +2
  • potrostation February 3, 2016

    If coffee makes me go;then what will this do to me?

    +1
  • ouch February 3, 2016

    Hi My name is ouch and I'll be your waiter today, Have you seen today's specials?

    +2
  • nybadguy February 3, 2016

    Do you shit coffee grinds?

    +2
  • rockinron February 3, 2016

    that'll wake your ass up!

    -1
  • aquahollic February 4, 2016

    who needs their ass all stressed out and jittery

    +2
 
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