Why You Don't Catch Steel I Beam

Dear Santa, I no longer want the guitar for x-mas. A pair of scissors for a left handed will suffice. Thanks.

You shouldn’t try catching laser beams either.

Even if it’s ’just’ a penis pump, you always should read the instructions.

He’ll never play the piano again

Now learns to jerk off with the other hand. Have fun wiping your ass with your off hand.

Hope the boss has comp.

That would suck.

@MrDrip He might also have to ask Santa for a new hand.

About all that’s good for is making soap suds.

Can you wiggle your fingers

He’ll have to learn to play the drums Rick Allen style.

Why was he or she trying to catch an I-beam?

Will you shake hands on that?

When it's healed it would be like getting a stranger every time if he can grip it

Ron over Fap indicated

Hope that’s not his ass wiping hand...

Poor Ron. He's still my right hand man though. Good looking out, buddy 😛

@bohica..... You Suck Dick!!

@whitechristian thats why he’s always pissed at me dude, i wont let him suck mine.