Hand Split In Half

If a paper cut hurts, I can only imagine how painful splitting your hand in half is. At least from now on nobody will be able to top his Spock impression. After he cleans up all that blood he can probably give his girl the old three in the stink one in the pink.

32 Comments
  • oathbreaker February 10, 2016

    hope thats not your dominant hand

    +2
  • vulture February 10, 2016

    an extreme version of "live long and prosper"

    +3
  • marcodufour February 10, 2016

    His cock must be huge to cause that much damage.

    +2
  • makeyarise February 10, 2016

    And he wonders why nobody shake his hand...

    +3
  • fistermister February 10, 2016

    Peace bro.

    +2
  • picklehiesner February 10, 2016

    One in the pink three in the stink

    +5
  • prodeath February 10, 2016

    Live long and prosper

    +2
  • whobe February 10, 2016

    Looks like a band saw accident but that's his problem.

    +3
  • cellule February 10, 2016

    We all have issues when the box of Pringles is almost empty.

    +3
  • mrlongshot February 10, 2016

    Make a wish!

    +3
  • happyjack February 10, 2016

    Well if he wants to look at the glass half full, he can make some cool shadow puppets now.

    +4
  • sbohica February 10, 2016

    ^^^^^@happy, he can also slide 3 in the stink, 1 in the pink and rub on that clit at the same time.

    +2
  • boney1 February 10, 2016

    he can clap his own hand

    +1
  • sharkbait February 10, 2016

    Nanu Nanu

    +2
  • kingjoa February 10, 2016

    sone goku's new technique the one handed kamehameha

    +2
  • maddog123 February 10, 2016

    I've had hangovers that felt that way

    +1
  • rockinron February 10, 2016

    no yanky his wanky with the lefty for awhile.

    -1
  • rickyragoo February 10, 2016

    brutal...

    +1
  • mrdrip February 10, 2016

    this guy tried to stop a machete three stooges style, no go.

    +2
  • potrostation February 10, 2016

    One in the pink and three in the stink.

    +1
  • sbohica February 10, 2016

    Ron, I'm sure ur lips will b lubed up and ready to help him out..

    +3
  • cellule February 10, 2016

    He can scratch his balls on both side, lucky bastard!

    +1
  • truckingman February 10, 2016

    NEVER PUT YOUR HAND ON A RUNNING OLD FASHION TABLE SAW AND LEAN ON THAT HAND BECAUSE YOU CAN SOME TIMES END UP LIKE THIS POOR GUY OR EVEN END UP IN WORSE CONDITION!!!!!!

    +0
  • mykejp February 10, 2016

    Now he can jack off an elephant with one hand.

    +1
  • truckingman February 10, 2016

    The future technology of table saws.

    https://youtu.be/FbndZtkfcqs

    +0
  • dracos February 10, 2016

    someone brought real scissors to the rock paper scissors game

    +1
  • ouch February 10, 2016

    Aftermath of The Todd

    +1
  • provert February 10, 2016

    Damn now that's a paper cut

    +1
  • mommasita February 11, 2016

    Good morning boys and girls, this is your new common core math teacher!

    +1
  • big_daddy305 February 11, 2016

    I bet he gives one hell of a reach around.

    +1
  • sbohica February 11, 2016

    How many will @whitechrist dog on in the am.

    +0
  • whitechristian February 11, 2016

    That's what @bohicas will do to your hand if you don't give him a reach around.

    +0
 
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