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posted by Dave G. on 2/10/2016

Hand Split In Half

If a paper cut hurts, I can only imagine how painful splitting your hand in half is. At least from now on nobody will be able to top his Spock impression. After he cleans up all that blood he can probably give his girl the old three in the stink one in the pink.


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
oathbreaker
hope thats not your dominant hand
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 12:25 PM

vulture
an extreme version of "live long and prosper"
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 12:41 PM

marcodufour
His cock must be huge to cause that much damage.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 12:42 PM

makeyarise
And he wonders why nobody shake his hand...
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 12:47 PM

fistermister
Peace bro.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 1:08 PM

picklehiesner
One in the pink three in the stink
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 1:12 PM

prodeath
Live long and prosper
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 1:12 PM

whobe
Looks like a band saw accident but that’s his problem.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 1:13 PM

cellule
We all have issues when the box of Pringles is almost empty.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 1:59 PM

mrlongshot
Make a wish!
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 3:08 PM

happyjack
Well if he wants to look at the glass half full, he can make some cool shadow puppets now.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 3:09 PM

sbohica
^^^^^@happy, he can also slide 3 in the stink, 1 in the pink and rub on that clit at the same time.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 3:41 PM

boney1
he can clap his own hand
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 3:50 PM

sharkbait
Nanu Nanu
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 4:02 PM

kingjoa
sone goku’s new technique the one handed kamehameha
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 4:39 PM

maddog123
I’ve had hangovers that felt that way
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 5:23 PM

rockinron
no yanky his wanky with the lefty for awhile.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 5:39 PM

rickyragoo
brutal...
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 5:48 PM

mrdrip
this guy tried to stop a machete three stooges style, no go.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 5:53 PM

potrostation
One in the pink and three in the stink.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 6:42 PM

sbohica
Ron, I'm sure ur lips will b lubed up and ready to help him out..
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 6:48 PM

cellule
He can scratch his balls on both side, lucky bastard!
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 7:05 PM

truckingman
NEVER PUT YOUR HAND ON A RUNNING OLD FASHION TABLE SAW AND LEAN ON THAT HAND BECAUSE YOU CAN SOME TIMES END UP LIKE THIS POOR GUY OR EVEN END UP IN WORSE CONDITION!!!!!!
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 7:14 PM

mykejp
Now he can jack off an elephant with one hand.
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 7:16 PM

truckingman
The future technology of table saws. youtu.be/FbndZtkfcqs
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 8:15 PM

dracos
someone brought real scissors to the rock paper scissors game
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 9:33 PM

ouch
Aftermath of The Todd
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 10:43 PM

provert
Damn now that’s a paper cut
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 10:59 PM

mommasita
Good morning boys and girls, this is your new common core math teacher!
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posted on: 02-10-16 @ 11:39 PM

big_daddy305
I bet he gives one hell of a reach around.
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posted on: 02-11-16 @ 12:49 AM

sbohica
How many will @whitechrist dog on in the am.
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posted on: 02-11-16 @ 1:42 AM

whitechristian
That’s what @bohicas will do to your hand if you don’t give him a reach around.
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posted on: 02-11-16 @ 1:13 PM

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