They say one mans trash is another man's treasure. In this case somebody elses trash is another mans ripped asshole. This would be like a gold mine found for ouch. I mean who throws out so many perfectly good vibrating purple dildos? WTF?
Maybe they use the same batteries as those Segway rip-offs and explode when charged.
Local police department is updating their weapon stocks.
What a waste, they could have been donated to Toys For Twats.
Sales on pink and purple battery powered dicks is way down.
Eat a dumpster full of purple dicks
Adam is starting to show on you Dave.
I'm laughing my ass off at these comments..
It must hurt the feelings of the guy whose penis was used to make the original mold. His dick is being rejected - not once but 10,000 times.
Ouch & Quackquack playing grab ass at work messed up the whole day's production run.
Damn... U been rockin, haven't ya Ron?!
Somebody better get to the bottom of this!
I don't know, the term eat a bag of dicks still has a nicer ring to it
Gay wedding party favors
They were recalled because their a choking hazard
Looks like my bed at home
Gives new meaning to dumpster fuck
You have to wonder if the mechanical inners are installed in each of them. I am surprised that this dumpster has not been raided by the mature general public.
they threw them in a jewish dumpster so you know they will be back on the market somewhere...
^^^^^ebay 5 for $1.00 looks i'd make about $200
@happyjack thanks for the mentions all the time. They never get old and boring. I might have to retaliate with a few @happy chimp references if you keep it up. Just like why do niggers always repeat them selves like you do with the ouch and quack lame ass jokes constantly Zzzzzzzzzzzzz get some new material would ya or are you to black to come up with anything new or @ someone else?
Damn I hope them ain't my ole lady's toys if they are my credit card is fucked.
I bet this was Adams version of ball playpen when a lad....explains everything.
@ouch don't threaten me or I might turn it up. You don't get to dictate the flow of the PG there champ. The +1's have spoken, and they like jokes about you two love birds.
Quack lives matter. turn up what ever you want I'm pretty much done with this site and all the niggers on it.
@sirfartsalot or the one near adams house.
OK boy you like the + system to reflect the pg? Then Good I'm all for that. you want to keep taking pot shots at the ouch quacky thing every time a dildo or a post you can relate in some weird gay way is show on here then cool I'm up for that too. Just don't go throwing your poop and burning down this mother fucker and chimping out when the PG goes all fuck black people when Nigger posts get + 20 again or go all quiet and say nothing as per usual when your kind is doing the normal thing they do and fighting in the streets and yelling the same shit over and over again.
Looks like someone isn't going to the ouch island Lou owl party down under this year.
you guys are worse than jerry springer...
@allcaps now that's some Jerry Springer shit right there, maury povich wouldn`t touch that one...
@ouch anytime you get a verbal beat down by me all of a sudden I'm a "boy" or "nigger" you are a sensitive little cunt who has no backbone once the heat gets turned up. Ooh more threats from Mayor Ouch. He's going to make the wics reflect the high ranking nigger comments.......oohhh scary.
@happyjack hahaha your an idiot, text is not a verbal beat down you ass clown it is text! and if you think I actually get upset then you are a bigger fool than I gave you credit and, you don't need to think that once I supposably get upset your a boy or nigger you are all that without me, oh and another thing dumb ass I DONT DO THE WICS or have any influence in them! Every thing you just TYPED is incorrect! Fucking hell pay attention you dick head
i was right!! i been watching how sbohica posts. and guess what? you fucked up! real strange how just seconds before you post i get 2-3 negs on every single comment i make on the posts that day YOU BEEN BUSTED YOU LITTLE FAG, NOT ONLY CAN YOU NOT SUCK MY DICK BUT NEITHER CAN THE OTHER 3-4 USER NAMES YOU HAVE!!! YOU ARE ONE SORRY LITTLE MAN. IT ALSO EXPLAINS WHY A CHUMP LIKE YOU IS ALL OF THE SUDDEN GETTING 4-5 LIKES ON YOUR POSTS NO MATTER HOW FUCKING STUPID THE POST IS. DAMN DUDE GET A FUCKING LIFE AND GET OUTTA YOUR MOMS BASEMENT!!
do you not know the difference in a dildo and vibrator asswipe, a dildo is what you shove up your ass and a vibrator is what you shove you your boyfriends ass
@ouch you got me there. But I think you meant to say "you're" an idiot. Oh you get upset alright lol.
I know the difference I do that shit for you
Dildos signed by Barney were a flop with preteens.