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posted by Big Jeff on 2/27/2016

Try Taco Bell's New Quesalupa

I go to Taco Bell and forget the outcome every fucking time. I walk in with solid shits, and walkout passing blood like someone slit a throat.
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Just Gross


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
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stenchfart
give me negatives or give me death
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 4:12 PM

mrpoop
It's that time of the month
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 4:20 PM

prodeath
just a prom night dumpster baaaaaby...
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 4:28 PM

rockinron
damn !! that bitch needs a roll of bounty and a rope !!!
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 4:44 PM

sirfartsalot
Flowing a little heavy today I see.
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 4:49 PM

crazyvet
About time to get those hemroids checked, don’t you think?
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 5:00 PM

rickyragoo
I see ouch is on the rag again...
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 5:03 PM

wifebeater2000
ouch’s first day at gay camp
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 5:04 PM

pizzapie
A job for hazmat
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 5:27 PM

galtab
I cut myself shaving
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 5:30 PM

fistermister
..............BOOM!.........
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 5:52 PM

truckingman
Big Jeff did you had past a MF" 'SHIT WEASALS¹.' ¹. "Dream Catch movie"
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 6:11 PM

corruptedsob
Your fucked
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 6:32 PM

provert
How I feel every time I hear Hillary Clinton talk
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 6:38 PM

honkie365
Safe for another month.
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 6:51 PM

nybadguy
Good luck getting the stains out of the rug
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 6:54 PM

allcaps
screwed my gf on the rag one nite, thats what it pretty much what the sheets looked like in the morning..and my pubic hair all covered with dried blood..like sunnyboy jims hair on a jar of peanut butter...and all over my face..
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 10:10 PM

sbohica
^^^by gf, do u mean s lesbian who had a sex change but is now gay?
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 10:46 PM

darksider803
That was one hell of A hemorrhoid....
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 10:59 PM

allcaps
@sbohica yes..you have quite the mind..do you have a black mom that gave you blowjobs when you were 12 and 1/2? while your mexican dad had his finger up your butthole? you are your own mind ..making up silly things..but you will contiue with your foolish ways..good luck to you buddy,gets old as a sammich joke or the n word ,witch seems to be all you can say..i will give you the chance to call me a nigger..then it will be funny on your part
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 11:05 PM

maddog123
Last time I seen this much blood was a while back my ole lady finally talked me into buying a new bed after 25 years I was just getting this one broke in and the bed we got would do every thing but give you a blow job I have to admit it was bad ass comfortable.the two weeks I had it was wonderful my ole lady had to go out of town and told me not to smoke weed or eat or drink because according to her I’m a fucking pig the bitch so a day or two goes by and a friend comes by and yes with the whore of all whores bitch was nice and his weed was killer so what’s a guy going to do when your friend needs a place to fuck and your smoking his high high dollar weed going to say so I let them fuck in my and my ole lady’s new bed I don’t no what happen but I woke up and it was a whole new day my buddy and the whore was long gone and my friend left a note saying he was sorry.what the hell sorry for what so I went into the what was my bedroom and that new bed looked like this bathroom that whore was on the rag and that dumbass friend of mine fucked the blood clots out of her bed was fucked LITTERLY blood every where .I sleep on my old mattress now in another room and my ole lady has another new bed this one even better my treat.there’s one good thing that did come out of all this I don’t have to sleep with my ole lady’s and her stinking farts any more even if it did cost me twenty thousand dollars for them two fucking beds the end fuckers.
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posted on: 02-27-16 @ 11:33 PM

cellule
Asian abortion clinic.
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posted on: 02-28-16 @ 2:00 AM

ven0m89
@maddog123 I can’t tell if I regret reading you’re novel or not, however it was semi entertaining.
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posted on: 02-28-16 @ 7:24 AM

mrpoop
@maddog123 you should of steam cleaned it, man
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posted on: 02-28-16 @ 8:32 AM

maddog123
@ven0m89 sorry friend when I get to drinking and start looking at things on here they remind me of stupid shit I’ve been thru I’m getting on in years so I’ve seen a lot done a lot but I haven’t done it all YET sorry that I’ve warped you.
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posted on: 02-28-16 @ 3:16 PM

maddog123
@mrpoop I tried every thing on that bed blood soaked thru deep I even called them people that cleans homes after some one gets murdered in them and they must be n crack 6500$ to come in and do what ever they do to clean so I did the next best thing I drank a lot of whiskey and let my ole lady wear her self out telling me what a fucking kid I still am.I can’t stand that bitch when she’s right!!!
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posted on: 02-28-16 @ 3:25 PM

felterupgood
$10 says if you raise that seat you’ll find a baby
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posted on: 02-28-16 @ 8:27 PM

wisebastard
It was the guy who broke the cup up his again, right?
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posted on: 02-28-16 @ 10:59 PM

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