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posted by Dave G. on 2/29/2016

That Isn't How You Rub One Out

I like to rub one or two out before bed myself but I think she has it all wrong. You're supposed to flick your bean not rub your eyeballs out from the inside of your eyelids. Either way for some reason this turns me on and I rubbed one out to it. I think I need professional help.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
rickyragoo
she must get a lot of eye boogers...
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 5:47 AM

rickyragoo
she has no eyedea where her nose is...
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 5:49 AM

vulture
eye can’t see why she does this
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 6:06 AM

mrpoop
Her brain had an itch
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 7:05 AM

breakfastblunt
I'd stick my dick in it.
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 8:45 AM

cellule
Practicing with fingers before her husband uses his fists.
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 8:56 AM

provert
She had better have washed her hands or she will get pinkeye
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 9:50 AM

makeyarise
Blonde.. They mention Braille and this is what she thought, rub eyelids so she could read.
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 10:59 AM

potrostation
Eye don’t get it.
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 12:02 PM

picklehiesner
Eye yi eye
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 1:07 PM

drbrownsteine
I wish I could do that when I saw my grandma nakid.
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 2:16 PM

ouch
@drbrownsteine me 2
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 4:21 PM

mykejp
Lady, there's a reason Visine was invented.
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 4:42 PM

boobles
That's one way to remove your contacts I guess...
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 5:24 PM

maddog123
I still fill like I need to take a shit.
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 8:30 PM

rockinron
eye cant believe that shit!
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 9:19 PM

ouch
That’s what I need to do after reading some peoples comments on CS
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posted on: 02-29-16 @ 11:45 PM

eric3533
Why?
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 12:58 AM

ouch
No disrespect intended
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 1:18 AM

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