Old Man Loses A Hand In A Machete Fight

This crazy old dude lost a machete fight. Last thing you want to do is lose one of those because it usually means losing a hand just like this guy. Luckily its his left hand so he can still fap. Will suck trying to grab two boobs at the same time from now on though.

18 Comments
  • cellule March 1, 2016

    Is it possible to get an STD by fore-arm fucking?

    -1
  • wombatbytes March 1, 2016

    I'd suggest buying a new hat too.

    +3
  • sirfartsalot March 1, 2016

    Worst barber EVER!

    +0
  • fistermister March 1, 2016

    This must be just like livin' in paradise......♪

    +0
  • mrpoop March 1, 2016

    Well, I have to hand it to him.

    +1
  • corruptedsob March 1, 2016

    He's all right now

    +2
  • ugggggggg March 1, 2016

    He's"stumped"about what to do.

    +1
  • stenchfart March 1, 2016

    He can hangup his title now of Machete champion..retired now

    +0
  • mykejp March 1, 2016

    Now he can put a hook there and be a pirate.

    +3
  • cyberbu11y March 1, 2016

    They have paper bags specifically for severed hands??? Who knew?

    +0
  • picklehiesner March 1, 2016

    He's gunna have one hell of a scab on his head to pick

    +0
  • fatlarry March 1, 2016

    He still has his ear

    +0
  • whobe March 1, 2016

    25% off of his haircuts and 50% off his manicures. Win! Win!

    +3
  • eric3533 March 1, 2016

    Next time you'll play rock, paper, scissors like everyone else.

    -1
  • provert March 1, 2016

    He almost lent someone his ear to

    +0
  • sbohica March 1, 2016

    "Ebony and ivory, working together in perfect, harmony..."

    +0
  • rickyragoo March 2, 2016

    the last time hes going to offer to lend a friend a hand...

    +0
  • rockinron March 2, 2016

    wont be abusing his primate with that hand anytime soon.

    +0
 
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