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Old Man Loses A Hand In A Machete Fight
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posted by Dave G. on 3/1/2016

Old Man Loses A Hand In A Machete Fight

This crazy old dude lost a machete fight. Last thing you want to do is lose one of those because it usually means losing a hand just like this guy. Luckily its his left hand so he can still fap. Will suck trying to grab two boobs at the same time from now on though.


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Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
cellule
Is it possible to get an STD by fore-arm fucking?
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 10:00 AM

wombatbytes
I’d suggest buying a new hat too.
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 10:04 AM

sirfartsalot
Worst barber EVER!
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 10:17 AM

fistermister
This must be just like livin’ in paradise......♪
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 10:26 AM

mrpoop
Well, I have to hand it to him.
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 10:29 AM

corruptedsob
He's all right now
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 10:54 AM

ugggggggg
He's"stumped"about what to do.
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 11:03 AM

stenchfart
He can hangup his title now of Machete champion..retired now
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 12:26 PM

mykejp
Now he can put a hook there and be a pirate.
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 1:21 PM

cyberbu11y
They have paper bags specifically for severed hands??? Who knew?
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 3:37 PM

picklehiesner
He’s gunna have one hell of a scab on his head to pick
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 4:41 PM

fatlarry
He still has his ear
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 7:37 PM

whobe
25% off of his haircuts and 50% off his manicures. Win! Win!
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 7:37 PM

eric3533
Next time you’ll play rock, paper, scissors like everyone else.
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 8:05 PM

provert
He almost lent someone his ear to
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 9:00 PM

sbohica
"Ebony and ivory, working together in perfect, harmony..."
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posted on: 03-01-16 @ 9:35 PM

rickyragoo
the last time hes going to offer to lend a friend a hand...
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posted on: 03-02-16 @ 6:02 AM

rockinron
wont be abusing his primate with that hand anytime soon.
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posted on: 03-02-16 @ 3:16 PM

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