Old Man Loses A Hand In A Machete Fight

This crazy old dude lost a machete fight. Last thing you want to do is lose one of those because it usually means losing a hand just like this guy. Luckily its his left hand so he can still fap. Will suck trying to grab two boobs at the same time from now on though.

  • cellule March 1, 2016

    Is it possible to get an STD by fore-arm fucking?

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  •   wombatbytes March 1, 2016

    I'd suggest buying a new hat too.

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  •   fistermister March 1, 2016

    This must be just like livin' in paradise......♪

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  •   mrpoop March 1, 2016

    Well, I have to hand it to him.

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  •   corruptedsob March 1, 2016

    He's all right now

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  •   ugggggggg March 1, 2016

    He's"stumped"about what to do.

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  •   stenchfart March 1, 2016

    He can hangup his title now of Machete champion..retired now

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  •   mykejp March 1, 2016

    Now he can put a hook there and be a pirate.

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  • cyberbu11y March 1, 2016

    They have paper bags specifically for severed hands??? Who knew?

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  •   picklehiesner March 1, 2016

    He's gunna have one hell of a scab on his head to pick

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  • fatlarry March 1, 2016

    He still has his ear

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  •   whobe March 1, 2016

    25% off of his haircuts and 50% off his manicures. Win! Win!

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  • eric3533 March 1, 2016

    Next time you'll play rock, paper, scissors like everyone else.

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  •   provert March 1, 2016

    He almost lent someone his ear to

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  •   sbohica March 1, 2016

    "Ebony and ivory, working together in perfect, harmony..."

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  •   rickyragoo March 2, 2016

    the last time hes going to offer to lend a friend a hand...

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  •   rockinron March 2, 2016

    wont be abusing his primate with that hand anytime soon.

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