Vending Machines Are Trolls

I hate vending machines. I swear they're meant to be automatic trolls. You might as well save your dollar and give it to a stripper instead of having you soda can hit the window, flip and bounce back just like I saw a stripper do once.

  • cellule March 2, 2016

    Life does'nt stink sometimes, it just smells funny.

    +7 -4
  •   vulture March 2, 2016

    drop one outside the machine and it goes off like a fire extinguisher

    +7 -0
  •   fistermister March 2, 2016

    I blame the bottom row of monsters.

    +6 -0
  •   whobe March 2, 2016

    Machine must of seen the can had an expired date on it.

    +3 -0
  •   rickyragoo March 2, 2016

    syike...

    +1 -1
  •   provert March 2, 2016

    I miss cigarette vending machines

    +6 -0
  •   rockinron March 2, 2016

    nothing busted glass can't fix.

    +7 -8
  •   ouch March 2, 2016

    No Drink Dispense intended

    +5 -6
  •   dozer67 March 2, 2016

    That had to happen, the ones I use have a little lift that lowers the soda.

    +2 -0
  •   mykejp March 2, 2016

    What a dick of a vending machine.

    +2 -1
  •   corruptedsob March 2, 2016

    Like a first date

    +1 -2
  •   ugggggggg March 2, 2016

    One question....why was someone "videoing" the machine in the first place??? I suspect it saw him/her filming,and simply started*showing off".

    +2 -1
  •   happyjack March 2, 2016

    Ouch you are obsessed with me. I never intended on being such a big part of your life but I'll take it as a form of flattery.

    +11 -2
  •   truckingman March 2, 2016

    “YOU--- MOTHER FUCKER......” I hate it when vending machines MF" FUCK W with you. However, what are you supposed to do about it?

    +1 -0
  •   ouch March 3, 2016

    @happyjack you can take it any way you want dude. I'm glad you like the attention.

    +2 -9
  • insanemonkey March 3, 2016

    same tease you would get for a dollar.

    +2 -0
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