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posted by Big Jeff on 3/5/2016

Not The Type Of Shaving He Had In Mind

I'm sure when he stepped in the shower expecting a hot have he didn't mean of a nice hunk of back fat. I haven't had ceramics like that around me in years, but thanks for solidifying that fear in my conscious mind internet.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
stenchfart
10 to-one alcohol was involved
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 5:21 PM

ouch
5 to one shower sex was involved... place your bets
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 5:26 PM

wombatbytes
@ouch : Yep - he’s certainly been well & truly fucked by that shower. Seeing as it’s on his back, it must have been doggy style.
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 5:40 PM

whobe
10 to 1 that’s going to leave a scar.
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 5:41 PM

nybadguy
Well he does still have his hat on. Wonder is he spilled his 🍺
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 5:52 PM

fistermister
Congratulations, give that man a rubber tortilla.
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 5:59 PM

provert
When good showers go bad nex on fox
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 6:18 PM

cellule
Great! Now we’ll have warning-labels on soap-holders...
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 7:01 PM

truckingman
Just think soft white ceramic clay when it is shaped and kilmed hardened, it breaks in MOTHER FUCKIN" SHARP AND DEADLY SHRAPNEL... “AIN'T THAT A BIOTCH!!!!!!¹” ¹AeroSmith - ‘Ain't that A Bitch’
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posted on: 03-05-16 @ 8:08 PM

ven0m89
The things you don’t think about till they happen....
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posted on: 03-06-16 @ 7:17 AM

rickyragoo
that fall could have been prevented by using a "GOODYEAR SHOWER MAT,on sale now(after the fact)at your local Wal-Mart...
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posted on: 03-06-16 @ 7:26 AM

sirfartsalot
Sheldon Cooper says "Cause of Injury:Lack of Adhesive Ducks"
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posted on: 03-06-16 @ 9:07 AM

rockinron
just one more reason to have soap on a rope
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posted on: 03-06-16 @ 11:34 AM

joedumber
I sliped in my shower three years ago and gashed 3 inch slice on my foot from the shower drain cap. Its a meat cleaver in disguise.
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posted on: 03-06-16 @ 11:37 AM

honkie365
It’s not meant to stand on or use to pull your fat fucking ass up out of the tub.
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posted on: 03-06-16 @ 5:59 PM

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