I'm sure when he stepped in the shower expecting a hot have he didn't mean of a nice hunk of back fat. I haven't had ceramics like that around me in years, but thanks for solidifying that fear in my conscious mind internet.
10 to-one alcohol was involved
5 to one shower sex was involved... place your bets
@ouch : Yep - he's certainly been well & truly fucked by that shower.
Seeing as it's on his back, it must have been doggy style.
10 to 1 that's going to leave a scar.
Well he does still have his hat on. Wonder is he spilled his 🍺
Congratulations, give that man a rubber tortilla.
When good showers go bad nex on fox
Great! Now we'll have warning-labels on soap-holders...
Just think soft white ceramic clay when it is shaped and kilmed hardened, it breaks in MOTHER FUCKIN" SHARP AND DEADLY SHRAPNEL... “AIN'T THAT A BIOTCH!!!!!!¹”
¹AeroSmith - ‘Ain't that A Bitch’
The things you don't think about till they happen....
that fall could have been prevented by using a "GOODYEAR SHOWER MAT,on sale now(after the fact)at your local Wal-Mart...
Sheldon Cooper says "Cause of Injury:Lack of Adhesive Ducks"
just one more reason to have soap on a rope
I sliped in my shower three years ago and gashed 3 inch slice on my foot from the shower drain cap. Its a meat cleaver in disguise.
It's not meant to stand on or use to pull your fat fucking ass up out of the tub.