Not the type of shaving he had in mind

I'm sure when he stepped in the shower expecting a hot have he didn't mean of a nice hunk of back fat. I haven't had ceramics like that around me in years, but thanks for solidifying that fear in my conscious mind internet.

15 Comments
  • stenchfart March 5, 2016

    10 to-one alcohol was involved

    +3
  • ouch March 5, 2016

    5 to one shower sex was involved... place your bets

    +0
  • wombatbytes March 5, 2016

    @ouch : Yep - he's certainly been well & truly fucked by that shower.

    Seeing as it's on his back, it must have been doggy style.

    +3
  • whobe March 5, 2016

    10 to 1 that's going to leave a scar.

    +4
  • nybadguy March 5, 2016

    Well he does still have his hat on. Wonder is he spilled his 🍺

    +2
  • fistermister March 5, 2016

    Congratulations, give that man a rubber tortilla.

    +2
  • provert March 5, 2016

    When good showers go bad nex on fox

    +2
  • cellule March 5, 2016

    Great! Now we'll have warning-labels on soap-holders...

    +0
  • truckingman March 5, 2016

    Just think soft white ceramic clay when it is shaped and kilmed hardened, it breaks in MOTHER FUCKIN" SHARP AND DEADLY SHRAPNEL... “AIN'T THAT A BIOTCH!!!!!!¹”

    ¹AeroSmith - ‘Ain't that A Bitch’

    +1
  • ven0m89 March 6, 2016

    The things you don't think about till they happen....

    +2
  • rickyragoo March 6, 2016

    that fall could have been prevented by using a "GOODYEAR SHOWER MAT,on sale now(after the fact)at your local Wal-Mart...

    +1
  • sirfartsalot March 6, 2016

    Sheldon Cooper says "Cause of Injury:Lack of Adhesive Ducks"

    +2
  • rockinron March 6, 2016

    just one more reason to have soap on a rope

    +3
  • joedumber March 6, 2016

    I sliped in my shower three years ago and gashed 3 inch slice on my foot from the shower drain cap. Its a meat cleaver in disguise.

    +1
  • honkie365 March 6, 2016

    It's not meant to stand on or use to pull your fat fucking ass up out of the tub.

    +2
 
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