Sea Creature Will Give You Nightmares

This is the stuff of nightmares. It reminds me of my ex wives vagina only it has less teeth. Whatever this underwater sea creature is you don't want to stick your dick in it because it looks like it has vagina dentata. Hmm or maybe I do, it already looks pre-lubricated.

29 Comments
  • vulture March 10, 2016

    it may be quicker to go and buy a bag of shrimps

    +2
  • gabryl March 10, 2016

    ribbed for your pleasure

    +3
  • whobe March 10, 2016

    You know some dumbass is going to try and stick his dick in that.

    +9
  • crazyvet March 10, 2016

    So they take the worms out before they eat it? Seems a waste of time.

    +2
  • mrpoop March 10, 2016

    I'd fuck the hell out of that thing

    +4
  • provert March 10, 2016

    Good for scratching off warts

    +5
  • fockenperv March 10, 2016

    lets see that Asian chick push this out of her pooter

    +3
  • rickyragoo March 10, 2016

    so that's what a uterus looks like ,oh and she's pregnant...

    +5
  • bennyboy19 March 10, 2016

    Someone has answers to this?

    +2
  • sleeko March 10, 2016

    Looks like my ex-wife.

    +2
  • cyberbu11y March 10, 2016

    @bennyboy... Sea urchin. But chef morimoto he may deep fry it before he adds his own flavor.

    +1
  • joedumber March 10, 2016

    who the fuck is nature???

    +2
  • prodeath March 10, 2016

    This got wrath of khan written all over it

    +2
  • ugggggggg March 10, 2016

    Whobe.....I'm considering it :(

    +2
  • makeyarise March 10, 2016

    Damn.. Some u guys will play with anything!!

    +3
  • goodster March 10, 2016

    Marklar!!!!!!

    +2
  • aquahollic March 10, 2016

    looks like allcap's vagine

    +2
  • sbohica March 10, 2016

    ^^^^ I wudnt even try to be funny by insinuating that Ive seen @allcaps vagenis...

    +1
  • nybadguy March 10, 2016

    Lets see those dikes shove that in there ass

    +3
  • truckingman March 10, 2016

    I do not think you should do that Dave. It looks like a type of sea anemone. They have neural toxin that slows down the firing of your nerves other words your penis will feel like it is on MF" FIRE. Also, you will go limp in a second.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_anemone

    +1
  • rockinron March 10, 2016

    well its not wound pussy, but times are tuff i guess. fapfapfapfapfapfap.........

    +4
  • maddog123 March 11, 2016

    I could use that what ever you call it to scratch my balls.

    +2
  • eric3533 March 11, 2016

    You know someone would put there dick in that thing, drunk or not, lol.

    +2
  • longhungwong March 11, 2016

    Lmao @truckingman thanks for the tip man

    +1
  • mykejp March 11, 2016

    With Hillary's twat looking like this, is it any wonder Slick Willy cheats?

    +2
  • allcaps March 11, 2016

    @aquahollic one nite with me and you would never go back to women...assuming you are straight at this point in time

    +1
  • allcaps March 11, 2016

    im google searching trying to find out what its called and weather its poisonous and if its a boy or girl...please help me..ill get an aquariam just to have one...i tried "a sea creature that looks like a sextoy"

    +1
  • femmesauvage March 26, 2016

    it's a sea turtle throat. the loggerhead turtle's esophagus !!!

    +0
 
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