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Sea Creature Will Give You Nightmares
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posted by Dave G. on 3/10/2016

Sea Creature Will Give You Nightmares

This is the stuff of nightmares. It reminds me of my ex wives vagina only it has less teeth. Whatever this underwater sea creature is you don't want to stick your dick in it because it looks like it has vagina dentata. Hmm or maybe I do, it already looks pre-lubricated.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
it may be quicker to go and buy a bag of shrimps
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 1:11 PM

gabryl
ribbed for your pleasure
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 1:27 PM

whobe
You know some dumbass is going to try and stick his dick in that.
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 1:32 PM

crazyvet
So they take the worms out before they eat it? Seems a waste of time.
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 1:46 PM

mrpoop
I'd fuck the hell out of that thing
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 2:36 PM

provert
Good for scratching off warts
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 3:11 PM

fockenperv
lets see that Asian chick push this out of her pooter
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 3:59 PM

rickyragoo
so that’s what a uterus looks like ,oh and she’s pregnant...
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 4:03 PM

bennyboy19
Someone has answers to this?
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 4:20 PM

ouch
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 4:38 PM

sleeko
Looks like my ex-wife.
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 4:47 PM

cyberbu11y
@bennyboy... Sea urchin. But chef morimoto he may deep fry it before he adds his own flavor.
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 5:07 PM

joedumber
who the fuck is nature???
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 5:21 PM

prodeath
This got wrath of khan written all over it
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 6:19 PM

ugggggggg
Whobe.....I'm considering it :(
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 6:49 PM

makeyarise
Damn.. Some u guys will play with anything!!
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 6:51 PM

goodster
Marklar!!!!!!
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 7:26 PM

aquahollic
looks like allcap’s vagine
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 7:54 PM

sbohica
^^^^ I wudnt even try to be funny by insinuating that Ive seen @allcaps vagenis...
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 8:30 PM

nybadguy
Lets see those dikes shove that in there ass
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 8:42 PM

truckingman
I do not think you should do that Dave. It looks like a type of sea anemone. They have neural toxin that slows down the firing of your nerves other words your penis will feel like it is on MF" FIRE. Also, you will go limp in a second. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_anemone
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 10:15 PM

rockinron
well its not wound pussy, but times are tuff i guess. fapfapfapfapfapfap.........
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 10:26 PM

maddog123
I could use that what ever you call it to scratch my balls.
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posted on: 03-10-16 @ 11:33 PM

eric3533
You know someone would put there dick in that thing, drunk or not, lol.
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posted on: 03-11-16 @ 12:15 AM

longhungwong
Lmao @truckingman thanks for the tip man
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posted on: 03-11-16 @ 12:53 AM

mykejp
With Hillary’s twat looking like this, is it any wonder Slick Willy cheats?
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posted on: 03-11-16 @ 3:16 AM

allcaps
@aquahollic one nite with me and you would never go back to women...assuming you are straight at this point in time
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posted on: 03-11-16 @ 4:32 AM

allcaps
im google searching trying to find out what its called and weather its poisonous and if its a boy or girl...please help me..ill get an aquariam just to have one...i tried "a sea creature that looks like a sextoy"
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posted on: 03-11-16 @ 5:56 AM

femmesauvage
it’s a sea turtle throat. the loggerhead turtle’s esophagus !!!
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posted on: 03-26-16 @ 6:56 AM

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