He's Going To Need Some Flour

Good luck hitting that bro. No reason to ask if you would hit it since its already going to get hit. I think this black dude is going to need some flour to help him find his way around this obese fat white woman though. Git'r dun Tyrone!

38 Comments
  • crazyvet March 14, 2016

    Whaling is illegal and immoral.

    +12
  • provert March 14, 2016

    I was going to have some marshmallows but nut now

    +2
  • fockenperv March 14, 2016

    Black guys really like the fat white girls

    +1
  • sirfartsalot March 14, 2016

    +1 to crazyvet. lol

    +3
  • nybadguy March 14, 2016

    Ok. What one of you sent the wive pic in?

    +4
  • rickyragoo March 14, 2016

    take the belly button cause your NOT going to find the other ones...

    +3
  • bananahammock March 14, 2016

    It is possible that his dick might not be big enough to get in there.

    +2
  • mrpoop March 14, 2016

    He's going to need a Foundation jack to lift her FUPA

    +5
  • sleeko March 14, 2016

    "He's going to need some flour".... And, alot more dick.

    +3
  • sbohica March 14, 2016

    There shud b enuf yeast built up, somewhere down there, for him to get off. Where's @toreal? He cud help this brother out.

    +1
  • mykejp March 14, 2016

    He needs a horse disk to get to that snatch.

    +1
  • corruptedsob March 14, 2016

    Not a good day to quit drinking

    +1
  • picklehiesner March 14, 2016

    I could Rick that belly button and not bottom out

    +2
  • picklehiesner March 14, 2016

    *fuck lol

    +2
  • vulture March 14, 2016

    that is going to feel like shagging a mouse's ear

    +1
  • sbohica March 14, 2016

    @pickel, "I'm Rick James bitch!"

    +3
  • fatlarry March 14, 2016

    fucking roley poley

    +2
  • rockinron March 14, 2016

    now i see why god gave black guys big dicks, because he also gave them a craving for humongously fat women.

    -5
  • whobe March 14, 2016

    @nybadguy Toereal!

    +2
  • potrostation March 14, 2016

    Moby Dick, the Porn.

    +1
  • aquahollic March 14, 2016

    her thunt is so huge the flour has no chance to reach the vagine

    +1
  • ouch March 14, 2016

    I don't think there is a Happy place Happy enough in all of imagination land for me to go there.

    +2
  • dozer67 March 14, 2016

    @crazyvet ....it's only illegal if he sticks it in her blowhole.

    +2
  • dozer67 March 14, 2016

    I'm shocked that black dude got it up for that monster.

    +0
  • dozer67 March 14, 2016

    Captain Clit told him to do it.

    +2
  • rickyragoo March 14, 2016

    in her defence it looks like she just punched her own lights out from the shame...

    +2
  • happyjack March 14, 2016

    He's about to be all up in your guts Rockinron.

    +9
  • truckingman March 14, 2016

    He just has a red tail boa? He needs a MF" ‘“Reticulated Python”’ for this job...

    +3
  • vaticider March 15, 2016

    Glasses and less LSD consumption...cause hes trippin.

    +1
  • dracos March 15, 2016

    a plumbers drill would be able to unclog that fucker

    +1
  • maddog123 March 15, 2016

    Back in the seventys people talked on cb radios I was one of them idiots and I got to talking to this girl and her radio name was gold fish I thought that this radio thing was the best thing since I discovered master BATION we talked day and night for three months I was building my rt challenger and wanted to impress her with all that horsepower just in case my cock wasn't big enough guys and big toys you no so the day came old dodge was purring and I went to see my one and only gold fish I pulled in her back yard and blew horn and waited suddenly coming around the house was this ole girl with an ass that would melt cheese I was ready to fuck my gold fish was here,I told her she was everything I thought she would look like and she smiled that hot horny smile and said I'm not gold fish I'm her best friend she sent me out here to make sure you weren't no ugly freak I was let down I wanted this one to be my fish but I said to her well am I do I stack up she said I dig you let me go get her seconds later I heard what I thought was my 440 starting up but it wasn't it was my gold fish and let me tell you it wasn't a fucking gold fish it was a fucking whale this bitch makes this bitch on this post look little mermaid my ass was gone I could actually smell her under arms fifty feet away and the bitch had a box of doughnuts in one arm and eating a chicken leg in the other and she had the gall to send some other bitch around there to check me out to see if I was a loser fuck her I was hauling ass and I could here her screaming come back let me ride in your car I've got doughnuts fuck that and fuck her GODDAM DOUGHNUTS I went home thru that fucking CB radio in the garbage changed my phone number gave up women except for the paying ones and stuck to beating my meat to this day I can't eat fucking fish without getting a little sick at the back of my throat like I'm going to throw up espesualy if its a big fish.

    +3
  • kilo_g March 15, 2016

    Well thats one reason to have an engine hoist in the ceiling of your bedroom.

    +3
  • ugggggggg March 15, 2016

    If you put flour on her BEWARE! You'll create a human omelette :)

    +3
  • wombatbytes March 15, 2016

    @ugggggggg : Omelettes need an egg. That fat fucking excuse of a she-cow hasn't ovulated in several decades!

    +2
  • cellule March 15, 2016

    Now, let's try the "waterbed" position, after that we'll feed a tic-tac to that whale.

    +1
  • rockinron March 15, 2016

    @maddog123 thats the funniest damn thing i ever read on CS. i spit coffee out my nose on that one!!! cotw for sure.

    +1
  • insanemonkey March 16, 2016

    i bet her belly button is tighter...

    +0
  • ugggggggg March 16, 2016

    Wombatbytes lol

    +0
 
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