Good luck hitting that bro. No reason to ask if you would hit it since its already going to get hit. I think this black dude is going to need some flour to help him find his way around this obese fat white woman though. Git'r dun Tyrone!
Whaling is illegal and immoral.
I was going to have some marshmallows but nut now
Black guys really like the fat white girls
+1 to crazyvet. lol
Ok. What one of you sent the wive pic in?
take the belly button cause your NOT going to find the other ones...
It is possible that his dick might not be big enough to get in there.
He's going to need a Foundation jack to lift her FUPA
"He's going to need some flour".... And, alot more dick.
There shud b enuf yeast built up, somewhere down there, for him to get off. Where's @toreal? He cud help this brother out.
He needs a horse disk to get to that snatch.
Not a good day to quit drinking
I could Rick that belly button and not bottom out
that is going to feel like shagging a mouse's ear
@pickel, "I'm Rick James bitch!"
fucking roley poley
now i see why god gave black guys big dicks, because he also gave them a craving for humongously fat women.
Moby Dick, the Porn.
her thunt is so huge the flour has no chance to reach the vagine
I don't think there is a Happy place Happy enough in all of imagination land for me to go there.
@crazyvet ....it's only illegal if he sticks it in her blowhole.
I'm shocked that black dude got it up for that monster.
Captain Clit told him to do it.
in her defence it looks like she just punched her own lights out from the shame...
He's about to be all up in your guts Rockinron.
He just has a red tail boa? He needs a MF" ‘“Reticulated Python”’ for this job...
Glasses and less LSD consumption...cause hes trippin.
a plumbers drill would be able to unclog that fucker
Back in the seventys people talked on cb radios I was one of them idiots and I got to talking to this girl and her radio name was gold fish I thought that this radio thing was the best thing since I discovered master BATION we talked day and night for three months I was building my rt challenger and wanted to impress her with all that horsepower just in case my cock wasn't big enough guys and big toys you no so the day came old dodge was purring and I went to see my one and only gold fish I pulled in her back yard and blew horn and waited suddenly coming around the house was this ole girl with an ass that would melt cheese I was ready to fuck my gold fish was here,I told her she was everything I thought she would look like and she smiled that hot horny smile and said I'm not gold fish I'm her best friend she sent me out here to make sure you weren't no ugly freak I was let down I wanted this one to be my fish but I said to her well am I do I stack up she said I dig you let me go get her seconds later I heard what I thought was my 440 starting up but it wasn't it was my gold fish and let me tell you it wasn't a fucking gold fish it was a fucking whale this bitch makes this bitch on this post look little mermaid my ass was gone I could actually smell her under arms fifty feet away and the bitch had a box of doughnuts in one arm and eating a chicken leg in the other and she had the gall to send some other bitch around there to check me out to see if I was a loser fuck her I was hauling ass and I could here her screaming come back let me ride in your car I've got doughnuts fuck that and fuck her GODDAM DOUGHNUTS I went home thru that fucking CB radio in the garbage changed my phone number gave up women except for the paying ones and stuck to beating my meat to this day I can't eat fucking fish without getting a little sick at the back of my throat like I'm going to throw up espesualy if its a big fish.
Well thats one reason to have an engine hoist in the ceiling of your bedroom.
If you put flour on her BEWARE! You'll create a human omelette :)
@ugggggggg : Omelettes need an egg. That fat fucking excuse of a she-cow hasn't ovulated in several decades!
Now, let's try the "waterbed" position, after that we'll feed a tic-tac to that whale.
@maddog123 thats the funniest damn thing i ever read on CS. i spit coffee out my nose on that one!!! cotw for sure.
i bet her belly button is tighter...