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posted by Dave G. on 3/15/2016

I Thought My Dick Was Crooked

It's probably from that awkward feeling you get when you sit down on the toilet and your penis touches the water. It makes you cringe and your dick curl up. I'm sure you guys know what I'm talking about. Anyway this should cover my dick pick quota for days. Gotta think of our lady members and Wardo too you know.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
underagecorn
I feel sorry for the doctor that had to circumcise that
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 12:21 PM

sbohica
When fapping, where do u start? Cud that be considered assault with a deadly weapon? Was that what "Can't get rite was packing"? Oh well, FAKE!
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 12:30 PM

cellule
"Oh! I can finally feel the tipp!" -said the 358 lbs bitch.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 12:32 PM

makeyarise
A Man called Horse... "I'd rather be a boy and play with paper planes, than be a man and play with women's hearts"
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 1:29 PM

sirfartsalot
Explains how they fuck them fat fucking bitches. A skinny bitch would run in fear from that shit.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 2:09 PM

xizang
I’m thinking PhotoShop. If that was real we would be reading something about him donating it to the penis museum when he dies.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 3:25 PM

mykejp
Now that's a middle leg.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 4:43 PM

rickyragoo
he don`t shake that anaconda after he pisses he just kicks it...
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 4:46 PM

nybadguy
Tyrone the tripod
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 6:33 PM

mrdrip
I guess you never get cum stains on your briefs with a dick that long!
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 6:56 PM

mrdrip
...if you tuck it between your legs you may get it all skid marked hahahahah "honey were you fucking your wife in the ass again or did you have chili for lunch" -The mistress
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 6:58 PM

truckingman
Genetics can be at times a cruel MF" BITCH......
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 7:24 PM

rockinron
@sbohica and by god if anyone knows its fake it definitely would be you my closet dwelling friend.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 8:07 PM

sanitywelcomed
$1 says this fucker is gay- no way a women would take that up the ass
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 8:16 PM

sbohica
Ron. Ur dumb. Plain ole fucking dumb.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 8:41 PM

maddog123
RUN FOREST RUN RUNN RUNN FAR AWAY.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 9:51 PM

stoli
Wait a second!! Is this erected? If it is, why its not up? If its erected, then why its not just hanging straight down?
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 10:29 PM

vaticider
Photoshopped....its bent.
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posted on: 03-15-16 @ 11:31 PM

maddog123
Must be hell being a woman sometimes. Now go make a sammich.
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posted on: 03-16-16 @ 3:27 AM

ven0m89
Yeah I’m calling fake, but if that’s real then it’s useless anyways unless you like fucking whales
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posted on: 03-16-16 @ 7:35 AM

junkhunter
That dick is a birth defect and useless just like the nigger it’s attached to.
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posted on: 03-16-16 @ 10:01 AM

felterupgood
I’m guessing he won’t have a problem if someone tells him "go fuck yourself"
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posted on: 03-16-16 @ 10:26 PM

felterupgood
Looks like an elephants trunk... I hope it doesn’t pick up a water melon and shove it up his ass
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posted on: 03-16-16 @ 10:29 PM

walterwhite
Happyjack..thanks for the dick pic. This confirms it..I'm in love. Take it easy on this vanilla pie daddy.
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posted on: 03-18-16 @ 3:18 AM

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