I Thought My Dick Was Crooked

It's probably from that awkward feeling you get when you sit down on the toilet and your penis touches the water. It makes you cringe and your dick curl up. I'm sure you guys know what I'm talking about. Anyway this should cover my dick pick quota for days. Gotta think of our lady members and Wardo too you know.

24 Comments
  • underagecorn March 15, 2016

    I feel sorry for the doctor that had to circumcise that

    +5
  • sbohica March 15, 2016

    When fapping, where do u start? Cud that be considered assault with a deadly weapon? Was that what "Can't get rite was packing"? Oh well, FAKE!

    +3
  • cellule March 15, 2016

    "Oh! I can finally feel the tipp!" -said the 358 lbs bitch.

    +4
  • makeyarise March 15, 2016

    A Man called Horse... "I'd rather be a boy and play with paper planes, than be a man and play with women's hearts"

    +7
  • sirfartsalot March 15, 2016

    Explains how they fuck them fat fucking bitches. A skinny bitch would run in fear from that shit.

    +2
  • xizang March 15, 2016

    I'm thinking PhotoShop. If that was real we would be reading something about him donating it to the penis museum when he dies.

    +4
  • mykejp March 15, 2016

    Now that's a middle leg.

    +1
  • rickyragoo March 15, 2016

    he don`t shake that anaconda after he pisses he just kicks it...

    +2
  • nybadguy March 15, 2016

    Tyrone the tripod

    +2
  • mrdrip March 15, 2016

    I guess you never get cum stains on your briefs with a dick that long!

    -1
  • mrdrip March 15, 2016

    ...if you tuck it between your legs you may get it all skid marked hahahahah "honey were you fucking your wife in the ass again or did you have chili for lunch" -The mistress

    +3
  • truckingman March 15, 2016

    Genetics can be at times a cruel MF" BITCH......

    +1
  • rockinron March 15, 2016

    @sbohica and by god if anyone knows its fake it definitely would be you my closet dwelling friend.

    -3
  • sanitywelcomed March 15, 2016

    $1 says this fucker is gay- no way a women would take that up the ass

    +2
  • sbohica March 15, 2016

    Ron. Ur dumb. Plain ole fucking dumb.

    +8
  • maddog123 March 15, 2016

    RUN FOREST RUN RUNN RUNN FAR AWAY.

    +1
  • stoli March 15, 2016

    Wait a second!! Is this erected? If it is, why its not up? If its erected, then why its not just hanging straight down?

    +1
  • vaticider March 16, 2016

    Photoshopped....its bent.

    +3
  • maddog123 March 16, 2016

    Must be hell being a woman sometimes. Now go make a sammich.

    +1
  • ven0m89 March 16, 2016

    Yeah I'm calling fake, but if that's real then it's useless anyways unless you like fucking whales

    +1
  • junkhunter March 16, 2016

    That dick is a birth defect and useless just like the nigger it's attached to.

    -1
  • felterupgood March 16, 2016

    I'm guessing he won't have a problem if someone tells him "go fuck yourself"

    +0
  • felterupgood March 16, 2016

    Looks like an elephants trunk... I hope it doesn't pick up a water melon and shove it up his ass

    +1
  • walterwhite March 18, 2016

    Happyjack..thanks for the dick pic. This confirms it..I'm in love. Take it easy on this vanilla pie daddy.

    -1
 
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