You know the hospital food around there has to be really bad if the patients are riding their beds to the nearest McDonald's to eat. Personally. I hope he remembers his nurse and at least offers her a cream pie for dessert.
He's having a McHealthy with a supersized Obamacare, no ice.
If I'm getting sponge bathed, its definitely Taco Bell for me.
Hospital food is pretty fuckin gross
there's nothing wrong with hospital food, its perfectly healthy and fine...its vegetables and apple juice for breakfast lunch AND dinner....
Those 2 straps was not enough to restrain him.
Next stop is the smoke shop.
No Mcfucks given by this dude
If that was me, I'd rather roll to Wendy's. McDonald's is as bad as hospital food.
McDonald's is probably what got him on the stretcher to begin with...
He just wants his bed pan emptyed
I have eaten Hospital Food, but I have not had any hospital food so unappetizing that I had the urge to leave the hospital in a motorised hospital bed to the nearest fast food restaurant.
I've done this same shit I had knee surgery and I couldn't take it no more so I rolled my ass down the road to mickey shits got me a colon burger and ice cold fries a hot coke ice melted but it was still better than the crap they fed us in that hospital,and the ass holes threaten to put me in jail for taking there wheel chair and still charged me for lunch that I didn't eat that day 350$.fucking bastards!!!
@maddog123 I feell for ya man, thats fuckin funny ice cold fries and a hot coke. $350 for a lunch you didnt have????? $350 for lunch are you serious???
$350.00 three hundred and fifty dollars???
@joedumber that was what the hospital charged for lunches there hell when I had kidney stones they were giving me cokes after cokes to drink I was in soda heaven until one of the young nurses told me they were charging my bill twenty five dollars a coke fuck that I would rather have the stones in me.but lucky for me my buddys came by the hospital and give me a 12pack beer and a fifth of vodka and some killer weed I won't say what I did in the moruge that night and no happy jacks I didn't fuck a STIFF but I passed that stone that night and I got the hell out of there.
@joedumber : Vet's are pretty expensive.
@joedynber, no not really....maddog is full of it as usual. There isn't a hospital in this country serving Coke or any soda to a patient, especially one with kidney stones. Maddog are you Bigtex's ghost writer?
@happyjack I was 19 years old and they gave me cokes remember I live in the south and some of these hospitals are scary just last year I spilled my bike broke two ribs 1000$ ambulance ride emergency room 5000$ xrays all the other shit 25000$ so yeah 25$ coke next time you stay at hospital ask them what there charging you for you lunch why do you think insurance is so high?????!!!!
Dammit... I said NO mustard