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posted by Dave G. on 3/21/2016

Her Birthday Gift Is To Die For

What a shame, very pretty girl got a Porsche 911 for her birthday, the kind of gift any young girl could just die for and this one did. She ended up crashing her car and ended up looking like a hot gory mess you would see in a 90s horror show like tales from the crypt. You know the kind of stuff that turns on a crazyshit.com staff member.


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
I hope theres not to much damage to the car
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 2:40 PM

belchesfelches
That’ll buff out....
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 2:52 PM

prodeath
Porsche Girl - Nikki Catsouras
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 2:54 PM

ugggggggg
R.I.P :(
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 3:04 PM

dozer67
OH well ...another spoiled brat bites the dust.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 3:39 PM

cellule
It’s time to fix her & insert a brain.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 3:44 PM

bananahammock
The disastrous effect of a privileged life.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 3:56 PM

maddog123
Was on drugs stole dads car here and hit toll building fucking spoiled bitch and a very STUPID SHEEPLE REST IN HELL DUMBASS.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 4:01 PM

whobe
@prodeath Yep
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 4:01 PM

fluffy_hamster
Something is different about you. Did you get a haircut?
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 4:32 PM

rockinron
i’d woulda skull fucked her, but i think the hulk got to her first!!
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 5:19 PM

realtalks
That's the last time she'll have a need for speed!
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 5:27 PM

ouch
Rest In Porsche
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 5:52 PM

cyberbu11y
The video of this was much better. You couldn't tell if it was real or a movie scene
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 6:12 PM

cthulu
I Don’t feel bad. The world has plenty of entitled narcissists.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 7:34 PM

corruptedsob
Dam .... she just had her hair done too
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 7:45 PM

handsomedevil
stuntman mike strikes again
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 7:45 PM

pizzapie
I saw this story on a TV show a few years ago
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 7:46 PM

mrdrip
Black, white and red, good combination (y)
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 7:56 PM

fatlarry
I wonder which dad misses more her or the car
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 8:15 PM

truckingman
It looks like the driver side mechanism for the soft top guillotined her skull in half.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 8:28 PM

nybadguy
Wasn't a gift. She stole her fathers Porsche and hit a toll booth.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 8:46 PM

woodchipper30
@maddog123 SHE’LL BE WAITING WITH BLOWJOBS FOR YA
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 9:50 PM

maddog123
@woodchipper30 well she better start looking for her mouth.
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posted on: 03-21-16 @ 10:58 PM

joedumber
is this one of those new versions of ADSD called afluenza kid?
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posted on: 03-22-16 @ 12:36 AM

makeyarise
No, no.. I won't let u in, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin. Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow that face away!!!
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posted on: 03-22-16 @ 2:03 AM

insanemonkey
sooo cool, nice convertible!
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posted on: 03-22-16 @ 3:17 AM

mykejp
Now she's going to miss her shopping trip to Sachs 5th Avenue.
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posted on: 03-22-16 @ 5:26 AM

wombatbytes
Background story here: liveleak.com/view. She looked like an entirely rootable (sorry, Australian translation = "fuckable") hot teenage chick. Spoilt bitch, but waste of good snatch.
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posted on: 03-22-16 @ 8:56 AM

wombatbytes
Try again with that link "liveleak.com/view;
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posted on: 03-22-16 @ 9:27 AM

wombatbytes
Shit, still didn’t paste. Google "Nikki Catsouras". Guys, can we have the ability to include a link?
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posted on: 03-22-16 @ 9:29 AM

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