Two assholes break into a mans house, and try to rob him. Little did they know that he had a huge ass katana to slice their ass up with.
definitely wound pussy..he would hear me cuming
Can you ear me now ?
Just a paper cut stop being a pussy
He's a cut above the rest
@zahnfee ....What ????
If that don't look like wound pussy I don't know what does.
My bologina has a first name "hatori hanzo"
must have been a dull blade.
If you squint at the wound,it turns into a KKK rabbit(drenched in blood)holding a giant ear in its left PAW.
Oops! there was no spider in there :(
@nybadguy well actually unless a limb fully or mostly got cut off to the point to where it's dangling paper cuts hurt the most because Paper cuts can be surprisingly painful as they can stimulate a large number of skin surface nociceptors (pain receptors) in a very small area of the skin. Because the shallow cut does not bleed very much, the pain receptors are left open to the air, ensuring continued pain.
I didn't know Tyson was boxing again.
Fucks my Spermer in your mouth would send your"receptors"info overload,you cheap slut.
A little Flex Seal will fix that in a jiffy...!
Last time I seen a face like that the poor slob had holes all in his face fucking shit was disgusting and I was at Davids house when this dude came in so I didn't have any say in who could just pop in looking like that some fucker Dave knew.so David says here Billy have a drink of this and gives this fucker a pull on the bottle fuck that as he took a swig the whiskey started seeping out the holes in his cheeks fucking nasty and I said dude what the fuck did you do to have those holes all in your face and dude looks at me with this toothless yellow grin with ooze running down his chin smiling to beat the band and says I ate some pussy and now its eating me.says the girl warned him she had VD but he said he was drunk and horny so he ate her and fucked her said his dick was worse than his face if I only had a tape recorder and camera back then this guy would have got a lot of hits on YouTube,so while I'm trying to hold my stomach down keep from throwing up fucking David after hearing this shit say billy pass that bottle back my way you fucking bogart,today both those guys are dead billy died of aids and Dave died of aids year after billy.billy was coming down to Davids house and fucking Daves sister so Dave's sister starting getting sick and just like the bottle sharing indecent he had to fuck his sister and get the aids ain't that a soap opera
^@maddog.. A little bit of punctuation goes a long way
wound pussy and skull fucking all rolled into one, thanks crazyshit and happy easter!! fap fap fap fap fap fap......
Was this in New Orleans??? Looks damn close to the Saints' symbol