Cryptkeeper Chrissy

This would have made a nice would you hit it picture but somebody is already hitting it. Question is would you guys in the PG hit it. I know most of you aren't into fatties but how about anorexic chicks?

33 Comments
  • vulture March 30, 2016

    would cost a fortune in lube to hit that but I guess a BJ would be fine

    +2
  • marcodufour March 30, 2016

    She was last seen prior to this photo in Roswell 1947.

    +6
  • bananahammock March 30, 2016

    Jesus honey here's my sandwich!!! You need it more than I do!!!

    +2
  • corruptedsob March 30, 2016

    She's in desperate need of a McDonald's date

    +2
  • cyberbu11y March 30, 2016

    How the fuck is that thing still alive?

    +6
  • country_girrl March 30, 2016

    The keys on her wrist weigh more than she does. She definitely can't get on her knees without some kind of pads.

    +0
  • whobe March 30, 2016

    My dog would hit it like a chew bone.

    +3
  • mykejp March 30, 2016

    Paris Hilton has really fallen on hard times.

    +1
  • fluffy_hamster March 30, 2016

    After the acting career hits rock bottom, actors will do anything to earn a living.

    So Sméagol gives a lapdance.... big deal....

    +0
  • fistermister March 30, 2016

    I guess,,,,If I fucking have to.

    +0
  • cimig March 30, 2016

    this is her in the good times !!!!!!!

    http://www.galastyle.in/media_files/images/content_111/originals/nana_karagianni49125.jpg

    +0
  • vikingshill March 30, 2016

    Halloween again already?

    +1
  • aquahollic March 30, 2016

    looks like she may have been decent looking when she was in the 100's

    +0
  • salchichon March 30, 2016

    Fat bitch.

    +4
  • mrpoop March 30, 2016

    Looks like she escaped auschwitz

    +0
  • mrdrip March 30, 2016

    I'm a 100% this bitch doesn't swallow!

    +2
  • potrostation March 30, 2016

    Sweet; they're bringing back "Tales from the Crypt".

    +5
  • ouch March 30, 2016

    She used to be a CS user bOObies girl. Now look what all your nasty comments does to curvy chicks! Fukkers

    +1
  • nybadguy March 30, 2016

    Smart guy. I wouldn't wanna be seen with that bitch either.

    +1
  • happyjack March 30, 2016

    Just don't get gremlin wet.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot March 30, 2016

    I've seen fatter bitches at Auschwitz.

    +2
  • oyster March 30, 2016

    Fuking BOOOOT!!!!....

    +0
  • realism March 30, 2016

    My question is how does a man with a conscience do this to someone? At what point does someone with morals step in to stop this nonsense?

    +0
  • sealex March 31, 2016

    Tales from the crypt mummy Potro beat me to it. He did a good job of hiding his face from the shot, but I doubt alot of assholes sport a "Retard" tattoo on their arm, I'm sure his boy friend already got wind of this.

    +0
  • xxinsanerxx March 31, 2016

    Sometimes I eat her out as a low calorie snack. The couple that diets together stays together.

    +1
  • cellule March 31, 2016

    Keep away from water.

    +0
  • joedumber March 31, 2016

    they say that breaking up is hard to do

    +0
  • crockful March 31, 2016

    Joanne, is that you? You don't look an ounce over 70! Am I right?!

    +3
  • blartfart March 31, 2016

    She needs more protein shakes.

    +0
  • oyster March 31, 2016

    LMAO @insaner

    +0
  • rockinron March 31, 2016

    bet she dont swallow and her teeth drag due to lack of use of her mouth in so long!

    +0
  • misfit_88 April 2, 2016

    too bad you couldn't put that wretched thing out of its misery.

    +0
  • nsde86 April 14, 2016

    I know EXACTLY who ate all of the donuts at the office on Thursday!!!!

    +0
 
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