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posted by Dave G. on 3/30/2016

Cryptkeeper Chrissy

This would have made a nice would you hit it picture but somebody is already hitting it. Question is would you guys in the PG hit it. I know most of you aren't into fatties but how about anorexic chicks?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
would cost a fortune in lube to hit that but I guess a BJ would be fine
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:03 PM

marcodufour
She was last seen prior to this photo in Roswell 1947.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:04 PM

bananahammock
Jesus honey here’s my sandwich!!! You need it more than I do!!!
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:04 PM

corruptedsob
She's in desperate need of a McDonald's date
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:06 PM

cyberbu11y
How the fuck is that thing still alive?
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:08 PM

country_girrl
The keys on her wrist weigh more than she does. She definitely can’t get on her knees without some kind of pads.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:09 PM

whobe
My dog would hit it like a chew bone.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:14 PM

mykejp
Paris Hilton has really fallen on hard times.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 3:38 PM

fluffy_hamster
After the acting career hits rock bottom, actors will do anything to earn a living. So Sméagol gives a lapdance.... big deal....
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 4:14 PM

fistermister
I guess,,,,If I fucking have to.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 4:17 PM

cimig
this is her in the good times !!!!!!! galastyle.in/media_files/images/content_111/originals/nana_karagianni49125.jpg
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 4:21 PM

vikingshill
Halloween again already?
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 4:23 PM

aquahollic
looks like she may have been decent looking when she was in the 100’s
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 4:44 PM

salchichon
Fat bitch.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 5:01 PM

mrpoop
Looks like she escaped auschwitz
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 5:42 PM

mrdrip
I’m a 100% this bitch doesn’t swallow!
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 6:07 PM

potrostation
Sweet; they’re bringing back "Tales from the Crypt".
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 6:14 PM

ouch
She used to be a CS user bOObies girl. Now look what all your nasty comments does to curvy chicks! Fukkers
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 6:53 PM

nybadguy
Smart guy. I wouldn't wanna be seen with that bitch either.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 7:16 PM

happyjack
Just don’t get gremlin wet.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 8:11 PM

sirfartsalot
I’ve seen fatter bitches at Auschwitz.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 9:02 PM

oyster
Fuking BOOOOT!!!!....
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 9:15 PM

realism
My question is how does a man with a conscience do this to someone? At what point does someone with morals step in to stop this nonsense?
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 10:10 PM

sealex
Tales from the crypt mummy Potro beat me to it. He did a good job of hiding his face from the shot, but I doubt alot of assholes sport a "Retard" tattoo on their arm, I'm sure his boy friend already got wind of this.
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posted on: 03-30-16 @ 11:58 PM

xxinsanerxx
Sometimes I eat her out as a low calorie snack. The couple that diets together stays together.
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posted on: 03-31-16 @ 12:09 AM

cellule
Keep away from water.
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posted on: 03-31-16 @ 12:27 AM

joedumber
they say that breaking up is hard to do
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posted on: 03-31-16 @ 1:25 AM

crockful
Joanne, is that you? You don’t look an ounce over 70! Am I right?!
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posted on: 03-31-16 @ 3:30 AM

blartfart
She needs more protein shakes.
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posted on: 03-31-16 @ 4:09 AM

oyster
LMAO @insaner
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posted on: 03-31-16 @ 7:32 AM

rockinron
bet she dont swallow and her teeth drag due to lack of use of her mouth in so long!
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posted on: 03-31-16 @ 1:13 PM

misfit_88
too bad you couldn’t put that wretched thing out of its misery.
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posted on: 04-02-16 @ 5:15 AM

nsde86
I know EXACTLY who ate all of the donuts at the office on Thursday!!!!
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posted on: 04-14-16 @ 10:58 PM

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