This poor bastard got caught in a blizzard and ended up losing his hands. Man that shit looks painful. Never good when your hands turn black.
Since you're the adventurous type, hold-on to a fire cracker.
Gotta hand it to him.
No alone time fore you
Randolf Fines took a hack saw to his fingers just to get rid of the pain
sure hope you like kids dude, because your days of jerkin off or putting on a rubber are gone.
Do you wanna build a snowman.. fucking.. no thanks.
Tried fisting "Elsa" and she said no.
He tried hand fucking Hillary Clinton and Ann Coulter at the same time.
His hands went black and wallets went missing at the camp....
My hand got swollen like that once from a bee sting. It didn't change color thoe.
I want to stick a needle in it
He should pour"boiling water"on them!!! let nature do it's work.
No more choking the chicken for you.You're going to have to now remove a couple of ribs so you can blow yourself.
How the fuck does this shit happen... Seriously, Just stick ya hands down ya pants and work up some warmth from friction for bit.. Lazy fucker.