Ultimate Fucking Machine

Forget jewelry, if you wanna make a girl happy buy her one of these ultimate fucking machines. What woman wouldn't love a a bunch of tickling sex toys and a motor powered dildo. Mr Poop sends some of the craziest shit in.

17 Comments
  • mykejp April 1, 2016

    Wow, some women are really hard to please.

    +4
  • belchesfelches April 1, 2016

    No no no...she's got it all wrong. See, that way she'll have all kinds of ankle pain and horrendous calf cramps.

    +2
  • whobe April 1, 2016

    Step up to the gas powered models and I'll be impressed.

    +2
  • nybadguy April 1, 2016

    How many licks does it take till she squirts?

    +2
  • ugggggggg April 1, 2016

    Texas "chain whore" Masserchist? lol

    +7
  • maddog123 April 1, 2016

    Damn I slept all day.

    +1
  • mrdrip April 1, 2016

    She doesn't seem comfortable, the fucking machine needs improvement in the ergonomics

    +1
  • cyberbu11y April 1, 2016

    Look how quickly pan handling can pay off

    +1
  • ouch April 1, 2016

    @ugggggggg I sperm on your post

    +2
  • ugggggggg April 1, 2016

    ouch lol ;)

    +3
  • mrpoop April 1, 2016

    i try sir... shes a lovely girl

    +2
  • fatlarry April 1, 2016

    how the fuck am I suppose to compete with that!

    +3
  • allcaps April 1, 2016

    `i wish i was a girl when i see shit like this...i get tired of jerkin off all the time

    -6
  • bookertank April 2, 2016

    THEY SHOULD ADD ANOTHER ONE WITH FIST DILDOS THAT SOCK HER IN THE FUCKING FACE

    -1
  • rockinron April 2, 2016

    i bet she wont break up with this boy friend !!

    +1
  • rockinron April 3, 2016

    you gotta lick it! before you stick it!!

    +0
  • nsde86 April 14, 2016

    And we were excited about the light bulb?!

    +0
 
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