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posted by Dave G. on 4/1/2016

Ultimate Fucking Machine

Forget jewelry, if you wanna make a girl happy buy her one of these ultimate fucking machines. What woman wouldn't love a a bunch of tickling sex toys and a motor powered dildo. Mr Poop sends some of the craziest shit in.
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Bizarre Sex Acts


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
mykejp
Wow, some women are really hard to please.
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 12:06 PM

belchesfelches
No no no...she’s got it all wrong. See, that way she’ll have all kinds of ankle pain and horrendous calf cramps.
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 1:18 PM

whobe
Step up to the gas powered models and I’ll be impressed.
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 2:05 PM

nybadguy
How many licks does it take till she squirts?
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 2:23 PM

ugggggggg
Texas "chain whore" Masserchist? lol
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 2:51 PM

maddog123
Damn I slept all day.
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 3:20 PM

mrdrip
She doesn’t seem comfortable, the fucking machine needs improvement in the ergonomics
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 3:24 PM

cyberbu11y
Look how quickly pan handling can pay off
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 3:44 PM

ouch
@ugggggggg I sperm on your post
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 5:29 PM

ugggggggg
ouch lol ;)
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 5:49 PM

mrpoop
i try sir... shes a lovely girl
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 7:24 PM

fatlarry
how the fuck am I suppose to compete with that!
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 8:04 PM

allcaps
`i wish i was a girl when i see shit like this...i get tired of jerkin off all the time
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posted on: 04-01-16 @ 8:10 PM

bookertank
THEY SHOULD ADD ANOTHER ONE WITH FIST DILDOS THAT SOCK HER IN THE FUCKING FACE
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posted on: 04-02-16 @ 12:31 AM

rockinron
i bet she wont break up with this boy friend !!
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posted on: 04-02-16 @ 4:07 PM

rockinron
you gotta lick it! before you stick it!!
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posted on: 04-03-16 @ 8:10 PM

nsde86
And we were excited about the light bulb?!
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posted on: 04-14-16 @ 10:55 PM

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