Turns out you can't trust my favorite people. Never fall asleep naked around a midget or you might get a surprise you won't ever forget. This guy will have a hard time removing splinters from his ass since this asshole shoved a stick up his ass.
Waking up with a different kind of wood!
Remember when I said keep fucking with me, watch what happens, remember?
Maybe he's trying to pull that stick OUT of his ass?
#1. It's a cornstalk.
#2. Making this a real-life game of 'Cornhole'.
White men love playing in other men's asses. Just ask Ouch.
^Why couldn't you have been Jeff Dahmer's last victim.
@He's just trying to scrape @Toereal off his ass.
He's just like those fucking dwarfs on the game Golden Axe
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-das, this stick of wood I'll stick in your ass!!
That's one perverted midget.
Feel for the dude passed out I've been there when I first got together with my ole lady the cat fucker I passed out while she was still horny and awake bitch rolled me over on my belly and greased up a fucking one liter Pepsi bottle and thank god I was younger I woke up and the cat fucker was trying to go deep in my ass she had the strangest look on her face evil like think goodness it wasn't a three liter.the bitch.
^^^unscrew the cap for her next time @maddog! Be romantic...
If you rock out with your cock out, don't pass out with your ass out.
@belchesfelches I know I learned the hard waay
@sbohica unscrew hell no that's why I got my on bedroom now that and the cat fucker says beer a boiled pickle eggs don't go together in bed says I'm a stinking old bastard I tend to disagree my farts have never run me out of my room.
that midget was stalking him the whole day
That's no midget!!! That's his 10yr old son and hes about to learn that paybacks are a motherfucker!
@maddog123 I did wake up in a bath tub once but I think I still had my pants on.
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....