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posted by Dave G. on 4/4/2016

Don't Fall Asleep Around Midgets

Turns out you can't trust my favorite people. Never fall asleep naked around a midget or you might get a surprise you won't ever forget. This guy will have a hard time removing splinters from his ass since this asshole shoved a stick up his ass.
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Midgets


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
marcodufour
Waking up with a different kind of wood!
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 1:36 PM

fistermister
Remember when I said keep fucking with me, watch what happens, remember?
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 2:34 PM

sleeko
Maybe he’s trying to pull that stick OUT of his ass?
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 3:29 PM

jeeprod
#1. It’s a cornstalk. #2. Making this a real-life game of ’Cornhole’.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 3:31 PM

toreal
White men love playing in other men's asses. Just ask Ouch.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 3:49 PM

sirfartsalot
^Why couldn’t you have been Jeff Dahmer’s last victim.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 4:02 PM

whobe
@He’s just trying to scrape @Toereal off his ass.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 4:17 PM

mrpoop
He's just like those fucking dwarfs on the game Golden Axe
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 6:18 PM

mrdrip
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-das, this stick of wood I’ll stick in your ass!!
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 6:26 PM

nybadguy
The fuck
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 7:03 PM

mykejp
That's one perverted midget.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 7:14 PM

maddog123
Feel for the dude passed out I’ve been there when I first got together with my ole lady the cat fucker I passed out while she was still horny and awake bitch rolled me over on my belly and greased up a fucking one liter Pepsi bottle and thank god I was younger I woke up and the cat fucker was trying to go deep in my ass she had the strangest look on her face evil like think goodness it wasn’t a three liter.the bitch.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 9:20 PM

sbohica
^^^unscrew the cap for her next time @maddog! Be romantic...
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 10:22 PM

belchesfelches
If you rock out with your cock out, don’t pass out with your ass out.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 11:19 PM

maddog123
@belchesfelches I know I learned the hard waay
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 11:56 PM

maddog123
@sbohica unscrew hell no that’s why I got my on bedroom now that and the cat fucker says beer a boiled pickle eggs don’t go together in bed says I’m a stinking old bastard I tend to disagree my farts have never run me out of my room.
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posted on: 04-04-16 @ 11:57 PM

dracos
that midget was stalking him the whole day
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 12:35 AM

sbohica
That's no midget!!! That's his 10yr old son and hes about to learn that paybacks are a motherfucker!
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 7:03 AM

belchesfelches
@maddog123 I did wake up in a bath tub once but I think I still had my pants on.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 10:20 AM

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