Don't Fall Asleep Around Midgets

Turns out you can't trust my favorite people. Never fall asleep naked around a midget or you might get a surprise you won't ever forget. This guy will have a hard time removing splinters from his ass since this asshole shoved a stick up his ass.

19 Comments
  • marcodufour April 4, 2016

    Waking up with a different kind of wood!

    +8
  • fistermister April 4, 2016

    Remember when I said keep fucking with me, watch what happens, remember?

    +1
  • sleeko April 4, 2016

    Maybe he's trying to pull that stick OUT of his ass?

    +2
  • jeeprod April 4, 2016

    #1. It's a cornstalk.

    #2. Making this a real-life game of 'Cornhole'.

    +6
  • toreal April 4, 2016

    White men love playing in other men's asses. Just ask Ouch.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot April 4, 2016

    ^Why couldn't you have been Jeff Dahmer's last victim.

    +3
  • whobe April 4, 2016

    @He's just trying to scrape @Toereal off his ass.

    +2
  • mrpoop April 4, 2016

    He's just like those fucking dwarfs on the game Golden Axe

    +1
  • mrdrip April 4, 2016

    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-das, this stick of wood I'll stick in your ass!!

    +2
  • nybadguy April 4, 2016

    The fuck

    +0
  • mykejp April 4, 2016

    That's one perverted midget.

    +3
  • maddog123 April 4, 2016

    Feel for the dude passed out I've been there when I first got together with my ole lady the cat fucker I passed out while she was still horny and awake bitch rolled me over on my belly and greased up a fucking one liter Pepsi bottle and thank god I was younger I woke up and the cat fucker was trying to go deep in my ass she had the strangest look on her face evil like think goodness it wasn't a three liter.the bitch.

    +0
  • sbohica April 4, 2016

    ^^^unscrew the cap for her next time @maddog! Be romantic...

    -2
  • belchesfelches April 5, 2016

    If you rock out with your cock out, don't pass out with your ass out.

    +1
  • maddog123 April 5, 2016

    @belchesfelches I know I learned the hard waay

    +0
  • maddog123 April 5, 2016

    @sbohica unscrew hell no that's why I got my on bedroom now that and the cat fucker says beer a boiled pickle eggs don't go together in bed says I'm a stinking old bastard I tend to disagree my farts have never run me out of my room.

    +0
  • dracos April 5, 2016

    that midget was stalking him the whole day

    +0
  • sbohica April 5, 2016

    That's no midget!!! That's his 10yr old son and hes about to learn that paybacks are a motherfucker!

    -2
  • belchesfelches April 5, 2016

    @maddog123 I did wake up in a bath tub once but I think I still had my pants on.

    +0
 
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