Even Cactus Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough

Even a cactus is a dildo if you're brave enough. I knew some sluts where into pain but nothing like this damn.

35 Comments
  • picklehiesner April 5, 2016

    Little prick

    +4
  • v3nom April 5, 2016

    Disrespecting that pretty lil hairy pussy

    +2
  • marcodufour April 5, 2016

    Bloody amateur, at least rub it up and down your clit like it itches....

    +1
  • vaticanvomit April 5, 2016

    HEY CRAZY SHITTERS! I need advice. Let's say I have a man that says I can't have anymore skull fucking unless I prove to him I deserve it. What would impress him? Not this. This is too much. That looks stupid painful.

    +3
  • whobe April 5, 2016

    @vaticanvomit That's easy make him a sandwich.

    +5
  • picklehiesner April 5, 2016

    @vaticanvomit you deserve it

    +3
  • marcodufour April 5, 2016

    @vaticanvomit If it was mr i would take you dogging, that might just impress him with your commitment.

    +0
  • mrdrip April 5, 2016

    there are far better ways of getting multiple pricks at the same time

    +2
  • corruptedsob April 5, 2016

    @ vactionvomit he's a keeper

    +1
  • sbohica April 5, 2016

    @vatican, strap on a big one, tell him (very mean and rude) to get on his fucking knees, grab him by the back of the head and tell him to think of "Total Recall"!!! If he can take it, like ole rockinron does everyday, he WILL respect YOUR gangsta' and then, he can resume giving you concussions!!!

    -1
  • cyberbu11y April 5, 2016

    ^ wow that story got me all hot and bother mmmmm

    +2
  • mykejp April 5, 2016

    For a gal who needs lots of pricks.

    +1
  • fatlarry April 5, 2016

    Is there anything woman and fags won't shove up themselves

    +1
  • truckingman April 5, 2016

    I have five MOTHER FUCKING PAIN WORDS TO DESCRIBE HER NEXT FEW WEEKS, “““HUNDREDS OF TINY FINE HAIRS!!!”””

    +0
  • cthulu April 5, 2016

    Shave ur ass lady

    +1
  • goodster April 5, 2016

    @vaticanvomit,,If your man doesn't want constant, down and dirty sex with a body like yours,,,Then HE"S the one undeserving of YOU.

    +1
  • mrpoop April 5, 2016

    Hey VV...how about you do something like cook a nice meal or just show him that you care. Or you could squirt beer out your butt.

    +2
  • nybadguy April 5, 2016

    @vatican. He is only punishing himself. Your a beautiful woman. I would be jerking off thinking about you till you got home. Then i would stretch that pretty little pussy of yours out with my cock.

    +1
  • rockinron April 5, 2016

    must be that little prick sbohica was on her mind!

    +2
  • shenanigans April 5, 2016

    There are enough pricks in this world already trying to get into your soft spot my dear

    +1
  • vaticanvomit April 5, 2016

    Lol there's a reason I have to show him I deserve it. I don't think many of you would understand

    +1
  • mrpoop April 5, 2016

    Too many damn parameters. Just get to fucking and be done with it. Jeez man, sex is simple.

    +0
  • fucka April 5, 2016

    well dave people used to use rocks as dildos so this is not suprising

    +1
  • big_daddy305 April 6, 2016

    @Vatican, lay on the bed with your head hanging off the edge and tell him to shove his dick in your mouth. Tilt your head back and tell him to enjoy. He can literally watch his cock go up and down your throat if done correctly. If he really wants to get into it tell him to pull into you by using your hair as leverage.

    +0
  • vaticanvomit April 6, 2016

    ^^^^^^ we already did this. On saturday night

    +1
  • dracos April 6, 2016

    we need more detailed pictures here I can't just imagine "this"

    +2
  • vaticanvomit April 6, 2016

    @dracos I already did exactly what big daddy said. Hence the arrows

    +1
  • happyjack April 6, 2016

    @VV to be honest your question doesn't even compute with me. I'm a little old fashioned I guess, I've never turned down a bj to play a game lol. Kids these days 😀 To each their own, enjoy yourself.

    +0
  • dracos April 6, 2016

    Yes, but his instructions were a bit off . He forgot to write "go to dracos 's house first". Anyways, can't blame a man fer tryin you sexy thing.

    +0
  • vaticanvomit April 6, 2016

    I would be happy to explain if ya care lol

    +1
  • happyjack April 6, 2016

    We've come this far no sense in turning back now.......enquiring minds want to know

    +1
  • cellule April 6, 2016

    Her brother Claytus was too soft, so she asked he cousin Cactus?

    +2
  • mrpoop April 6, 2016

    This lady is in a sticky situation

    +1
  • goodster April 6, 2016

    Sure,, Lay it on us VatyV.

    +1
  • ih8boston April 8, 2016

    That is some crazy shit right there...

    +0
 
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