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Even Cactus Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough
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posted by Dave G. on 4/5/2016

Even Cactus Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough

Even a cactus is a dildo if you're brave enough. I knew some sluts where into pain but nothing like this damn.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
picklehiesner
Little prick
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 2:53 PM

v3nom
Disrespecting that pretty lil hairy pussy
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 2:53 PM

marcodufour
Bloody amateur, at least rub it up and down your clit like it itches....
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 3:11 PM

vaticanvomit
HEY CRAZY SHITTERS! I need advice. Let's say I have a man that says I can't have anymore skull fucking unless I prove to him I deserve it. What would impress him? Not this. This is too much. That looks stupid painful.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 3:14 PM

whobe
@vaticanvomit That’s easy make him a sandwich.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 3:16 PM

picklehiesner
@vaticanvomit you deserve it
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 3:29 PM

marcodufour
@vaticanvomit If it was mr i would take you dogging, that might just impress him with your commitment.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 3:31 PM

mrdrip
there are far better ways of getting multiple pricks at the same time
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 4:22 PM

corruptedsob
@ vactionvomit he's a keeper
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 4:59 PM

sbohica
@vatican, strap on a big one, tell him (very mean and rude) to get on his fucking knees, grab him by the back of the head and tell him to think of "Total Recall"!!! If he can take it, like ole rockinron does everyday, he WILL respect YOUR gangsta' and then, he can resume giving you concussions!!!
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 5:48 PM

cyberbu11y
^ wow that story got me all hot and bother mmmmm
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 6:34 PM

mykejp
For a gal who needs lots of pricks.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 6:55 PM

fatlarry
Is there anything woman and fags won’t shove up themselves
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 7:23 PM

truckingman
I have five MOTHER FUCKING PAIN WORDS TO DESCRIBE HER NEXT FEW WEEKS, “““HUNDREDS OF TINY FINE HAIRS!!!”””
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 7:24 PM

cthulu
Shave ur ass lady
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 7:44 PM

goodster
@vaticanvomit,,If your man doesn’t want constant, down and dirty sex with a body like yours,,,Then HE"S the one undeserving of YOU.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 7:54 PM

mrpoop
Hey VV...how about you do something like cook a nice meal or just show him that you care. Or you could squirt beer out your butt.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 8:33 PM

nybadguy
@vatican. He is only punishing himself. Your a beautiful woman. I would be jerking off thinking about you till you got home. Then i would stretch that pretty little pussy of yours out with my cock.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 8:37 PM

rockinron
must be that little prick sbohica was on her mind!
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 8:56 PM

shenanigans
There are enough pricks in this world already trying to get into your soft spot my dear
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 9:23 PM

vaticanvomit
Lol there's a reason I have to show him I deserve it. I don't think many of you would understand
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 9:52 PM

mrpoop
Too many damn parameters. Just get to fucking and be done with it. Jeez man, sex is simple.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 10:05 PM

fucka
well dave people used to use rocks as dildos so this is not suprising
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 10:21 PM

big_daddy305
@Vatican, lay on the bed with your head hanging off the edge and tell him to shove his dick in your mouth. Tilt your head back and tell him to enjoy. He can literally watch his cock go up and down your throat if done correctly. If he really wants to get into it tell him to pull into you by using your hair as leverage.
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 11:10 PM

vaticanvomit
^^^^^^ we already did this. On saturday night
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 11:42 PM

dracos
we need more detailed pictures here I can’t just imagine "this"
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posted on: 04-05-16 @ 11:47 PM

vaticanvomit
@dracos I already did exactly what big daddy said. Hence the arrows
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 12:03 AM

happyjack
@VV to be honest your question doesn't even compute with me. I'm a little old fashioned I guess, I've never turned down a bj to play a game lol. Kids these days 😀 To each their own, enjoy yourself.
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 12:21 AM

dracos
Yes, but his instructions were a bit off . He forgot to write "go to dracos ’s house first". Anyways, can’t blame a man fer tryin you sexy thing.
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 12:25 AM

vaticanvomit
I would be happy to explain if ya care lol
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 12:29 AM

happyjack
We've come this far no sense in turning back now.......enquiring minds want to know
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 1:23 AM

cellule
Her brother Claytus was too soft, so she asked he cousin Cactus?
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 8:47 AM

mrpoop
This lady is in a sticky situation
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 9:28 AM

goodster
Sure,, Lay it on us VatyV.
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posted on: 04-06-16 @ 4:33 PM

ih8boston
That is some crazy shit right there...
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posted on: 04-08-16 @ 10:26 PM

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