Battery Powered Penis

What kind of a dick sticks up AAA batteries in his penis. Everyone knows you won't be able to plug it anywhere. Girls won't take anything thinner than a D cell. Some Asian hotties will settle for C cells.

21 Comments
  • whobe April 9, 2016

    I guess the nutcase thinks he is recharging them.

    +3
  • azzholee April 9, 2016

    is that you adam?

    +2
  • azzholee April 9, 2016

    first !

    -5
  • whobe April 9, 2016

    @azzholee ^ Third!

    +4
  • zmolez April 9, 2016

    ancient repost!

    +0
  • fatlarry April 9, 2016

    He's trickier that a Vietnam stripper with a ping pong ball

    +1
  • corruptedsob April 9, 2016

    Try it with a C battery

    +3
  • crazyvet April 9, 2016

    Bet you don't go through many airport security checks.

    +0
  • belchesfelches April 9, 2016

    I bet he can stretch his asshole wider than the mouth on a $10 whore.

    +1
  • fistermister April 9, 2016

    Haven't you learned you need a 9v to get the buzz.

    +3
  • rockinron April 9, 2016

    he's damn lucky his pecker is a 1.5 volt system and not a 9 volt system

    -2
  • tattedntastele April 9, 2016

    Hide the batteries for the TV remote to get your fat Ass wife of the couch and make a sammich... Well played sir.

    +1
  • cellule April 9, 2016

    Right ball is "ON" and left is "OFF".

    +1
  • dracos April 9, 2016

    for his next trick , he will fire two bullets out while Torel fucks him in the ass

    +1
  • mrpoop April 9, 2016

    They call him Juice

    +1
  • mrdrip April 9, 2016

    put the duracell backwards and keep cuming and cuming and cuming

    +1
  • mykejp April 9, 2016

    Hides his wife's vibrator batteries so she has to take his dick.

    +0
  • nybadguy April 9, 2016

    Happend to me years ago when i tried to fuck my teddy Ruskin

    +1
  • failure101 April 10, 2016

    It's nice to know this coppertop can't/won't spread its seed

    +0
  • billybadbird April 10, 2016

    Hey you want the "D"? Oh.. Sorry I'm all out all I got is AAAs... :,(

    +1
  • felterupgood April 16, 2016

    So that's where batteries come from. I learn so much here.

    +0
 
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