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posted by Dave G. on 4/9/2016

Battery Powered Penis

What kind of a dick sticks up AAA batteries in his penis. Everyone knows you won't be able to plug it anywhere. Girls won't take anything thinner than a D cell. Some Asian hotties will settle for C cells.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
whobe
I guess the nutcase thinks he is recharging them.
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 11:26 AM

azzholee
is that you adam?
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 11:27 AM

azzholee
first !
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 11:28 AM

whobe
@azzholee ^ Third!
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 11:32 AM

zmolez
ancient repost!
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 11:33 AM

fatlarry
He’s trickier that a Vietnam stripper with a ping pong ball
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 11:46 AM

corruptedsob
Try it with a C battery
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 11:58 AM

crazyvet
Bet you don’t go through many airport security checks.
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 1:12 PM

belchesfelches
I bet he can stretch his asshole wider than the mouth on a $10 whore.
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 1:50 PM

fistermister
Haven’t you learned you need a 9v to get the buzz.
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 2:07 PM

rockinron
he’s damn lucky his pecker is a 1.5 volt system and not a 9 volt system
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 3:35 PM

tattedntastele
Hide the batteries for the TV remote to get your fat Ass wife of the couch and make a sammich... Well played sir.
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 3:41 PM

cellule
Right ball is "ON" and left is "OFF".
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 4:34 PM

dracos
for his next trick , he will fire two bullets out while Torel fucks him in the ass
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 4:57 PM

mrpoop
They call him Juice
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 5:02 PM

mrdrip
put the duracell backwards and keep cuming and cuming and cuming
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 6:25 PM

mykejp
Hides his wife’s vibrator batteries so she has to take his dick.
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 7:36 PM

nybadguy
Happend to me years ago when i tried to fuck my teddy Ruskin
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posted on: 04-09-16 @ 10:12 PM

failure101
It's nice to know this coppertop can't/won't spread its seed
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 4:21 AM

billybadbird
Hey you want the "D"? Oh.. Sorry I’m all out all I got is AAAs... :,(
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 10:04 AM

felterupgood
So that’s where batteries come from. I learn so much here.
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posted on: 04-16-16 @ 12:01 AM

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