What kind of a dick sticks up AAA batteries in his penis. Everyone knows you won't be able to plug it anywhere. Girls won't take anything thinner than a D cell. Some Asian hotties will settle for C cells.
I guess the nutcase thinks he is recharging them.
is that you adam?
@azzholee ^ Third!
He's trickier that a Vietnam stripper with a ping pong ball
Try it with a C battery
Bet you don't go through many airport security checks.
I bet he can stretch his asshole wider than the mouth on a $10 whore.
Haven't you learned you need a 9v to get the buzz.
he's damn lucky his pecker is a 1.5 volt system and not a 9 volt system
Hide the batteries for the TV remote to get your fat Ass wife of the couch and make a sammich... Well played sir.
Right ball is "ON" and left is "OFF".
for his next trick , he will fire two bullets out while Torel fucks him in the ass
They call him Juice
put the duracell backwards and keep cuming and cuming and cuming
Hides his wife's vibrator batteries so she has to take his dick.
Happend to me years ago when i tried to fuck my teddy Ruskin
It's nice to know this coppertop can't/won't spread its seed
Hey you want the "D"? Oh.. Sorry I'm all out all I got is AAAs... :,(
So that's where batteries come from. I learn so much here.