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posted by Dave G. on 4/10/2016

My Death How I Picture It

Being murdered by a topless chicken with sexy tits seems like the perfect way to go. If I have to die some day this is how I picture my death. Topless woman dressed as poultry stabbing me with a kitchen knife.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
ugggggggg
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm once i have reloaded my sperm machine i will comment on my plans.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 1:11 PM

belchesfelches
Definition of Hell: Perpetual blow jobs from this....thing.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 1:12 PM

bananaking
That is why I always order chicken breast at restaurant...
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 1:20 PM

rockinron
ever seen a cock with tits for balls? you have now.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 1:36 PM

azzholee
^^^ weren’t you the same guy who faked his own death for attention?
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 1:47 PM

fistermister
I’ve never wanted to fuck a chicken like I do right now.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 1:48 PM

tattedntastele
That's Lorena Bobbitt's cock.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 2:54 PM

nybadguy
right where she belongs
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 3:04 PM

vulture
that’s the only way I want to see tits and a cock on a woman
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 3:42 PM

corruptedsob
I hate to ask , but what's for dinner?
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 3:54 PM

mykejp
Who ever is married to that is definitely hen pecked.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 4:07 PM

mrpoop
I'll take the chicken breast. ...hold the chicken
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 4:24 PM

bananahammock
I knew Rhode Island Red had tits.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 4:31 PM

mrdrip
From the looks of it, she, or he?, wants to grill your sausage!
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 4:37 PM

fluffy_hamster
Butterface
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 5:08 PM

realtalks
I love me some nice tender juicy chicken breasts!
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 5:13 PM

whobe
Make a good eat more cow commercial.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 5:31 PM

cyberbu11y
That chicken head is a slut
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 6:55 PM

dracos
wow, that lady is hung better than me...
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 7:13 PM

picklehiesner
Suck my cock, cock
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 8:09 PM

truckingman
Dave you need to talk to a psychologist. You may have some mental health issues. I am just trying to help you to Dave. I do worry about your health. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 8:16 PM

ouch
I’d cluck it!
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 8:59 PM

sirfartsalot
Stop fucking around and make my sammich.
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posted on: 04-10-16 @ 9:09 PM

dozer67
Wayyyy ToO muCh KFC!!!!
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posted on: 04-12-16 @ 2:34 AM

rouge_et_blanc
Hey give me peck honey. Second thoughts no thanks.
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posted on: 04-12-16 @ 7:10 AM

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