Being murdered by a topless chicken with sexy tits seems like the perfect way to go. If I have to die some day this is how I picture my death. Topless woman dressed as poultry stabbing me with a kitchen knife.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm once i have reloaded my sperm machine i will comment on my plans.
Definition of Hell: Perpetual blow jobs from this....thing.
That is why I always order chicken breast at restaurant...
ever seen a cock with tits for balls? you have now.
^^^ weren't you the same guy who faked his own death for attention?
I've never wanted to fuck a chicken like I do right now.
That's Lorena Bobbitt's cock.
right where she belongs
that's the only way I want to see tits and a cock on a woman
I hate to ask , but what's for dinner?
Who ever is married to that is definitely hen pecked.
I'll take the chicken breast. ...hold the chicken
I knew Rhode Island Red had tits.
From the looks of it, she, or he?, wants to grill your sausage!
I love me some nice tender juicy chicken breasts!
Make a good eat more cow commercial.
That chicken head is a slut
wow, that lady is hung better than me...
Suck my cock, cock
Dave you need to talk to a psychologist. You may have some mental health issues. I am just trying to help you to Dave. I do worry about your health.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
I'd cluck it!
Stop fucking around and make my sammich.
Wayyyy ToO muCh KFC!!!!
Hey give me peck honey. Second thoughts no thanks.
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