My Death How I Picture It

Being murdered by a topless chicken with sexy tits seems like the perfect way to go. If I have to die some day this is how I picture my death. Topless woman dressed as poultry stabbing me with a kitchen knife.

25 Comments
  • ugggggggg April 10, 2016

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm once i have reloaded my sperm machine i will comment on my plans.

    +6
  • belchesfelches April 10, 2016

    Definition of Hell: Perpetual blow jobs from this....thing.

    +4
  • bananaking April 10, 2016

    That is why I always order chicken breast at restaurant...

    +3
  • rockinron April 10, 2016

    ever seen a cock with tits for balls? you have now.

    +1
  • azzholee April 10, 2016

    ^^^ weren't you the same guy who faked his own death for attention?

    +2
  • fistermister April 10, 2016

    I've never wanted to fuck a chicken like I do right now.

    +3
  • tattedntastele April 10, 2016

    That's Lorena Bobbitt's cock.

    +1
  • nybadguy April 10, 2016

    right where she belongs

    +1
  • vulture April 10, 2016

    that's the only way I want to see tits and a cock on a woman

    +2
  • corruptedsob April 10, 2016

    I hate to ask , but what's for dinner?

    +1
  • mykejp April 10, 2016

    Who ever is married to that is definitely hen pecked.

    +2
  • mrpoop April 10, 2016

    I'll take the chicken breast. ...hold the chicken

    +3
  • bananahammock April 10, 2016

    I knew Rhode Island Red had tits.

    +1
  • mrdrip April 10, 2016

    From the looks of it, she, or he?, wants to grill your sausage!

    +5
  • fluffy_hamster April 10, 2016

    Butterface

    +1
  • realtalks April 10, 2016

    I love me some nice tender juicy chicken breasts!

    +3
  • whobe April 10, 2016

    Make a good eat more cow commercial.

    +4
  • cyberbu11y April 10, 2016

    That chicken head is a slut

    +1
  • dracos April 10, 2016

    wow, that lady is hung better than me...

    +1
  • picklehiesner April 10, 2016

    Suck my cock, cock

    -1
  • truckingman April 10, 2016

    Dave you need to talk to a psychologist. You may have some mental health issues. I am just trying to help you to Dave. I do worry about your health.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3
  • ouch April 10, 2016

    I'd cluck it!

    +5
  • sirfartsalot April 10, 2016

    Stop fucking around and make my sammich.

    +1
  • dozer67 April 12, 2016

    Wayyyy ToO muCh KFC!!!!

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc April 12, 2016

    Hey give me peck honey. Second thoughts no thanks.

    +0
 
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