You must be really piss drunk to end up falling asleep in a urinal like that. I like to get drunk but the day I wake up in a bathroom smelling like piss is the day I check into rehab.
Ain't that a pisser
This guy knows how to party
I'd piss right in his nose
Id take the cash from his wallet
Give him the corn from the other post.
While he's in there give him a shower.
He's just asking to get pissed on by every other drunk who enters that restroom.
Who the fuck get's that drunk and doesn't choke on his own vomit?
How MF" FUCK UP You have to be to end up MF" sleeping in a MF" URINAL?
^^^i think its the new generation, they dont have to build anything, everythiing is there for them, so they don't know what the fuck it is.
Right where he belongs
bad day to be wearing gray pants
Just wasting away in Margaritaville.
Rockinron back in the day playing "penis peek a boo"
Back in 1988 I passed out on this dudes carpeted bathroom floor he had a house that used to be an apartment but he open up a wall turned it into one big house and warned every one to stay out of that carpeted bathroom because people had been pissing on that carpet CUMMING on that carpet for two three years said use the ones that had the wood floors.did I listen fuck no those were the days of the quialude 714 I woke up that next day with a rash all over my body my hair fell out and my dick shrunk up in my body and I almost shit myself to death apparently accordingly to the doctors I must have woke up stoned in the middle night and had a snack I ate those mushrooms that were growing around the toilet .moral to my story don't be stupid stay in school and stay away from carpeted bathrooms fucking drunk!!!!
Oh my hair grew back out I found my dick a few nights later watching porn and fuck mushrooms on pizza!!!!
Ur In a Troff m8
This is one time I'd leave a deuce in the urinal.
looks like happyjack is trolling for dick again.
He's not drunk... Gays will do anything to get a peak at a cock.
That's probably a great place for him to build up his immunities.