BBQing E.T.

This is why I can't wait for NASA to find life on other planets. This is how I dream it will be. Tasting and eating all sorts of life forms in the universe and pissing off the vegans. Hopefully we an also find some pig like creatures out there and taste some intergalactic bacon. Like I've said before, I bet the taste is out of this world.

28 Comments
  • oyster April 15, 2016

    Apparently i aint seen it all, for certain..!

    +4
  • nucnfuts April 15, 2016

    wtf....

    +3
  • stenchpa April 15, 2016

    Look at how many women are waiting to get a chunk of that ass !!

    +5
  • shadow83222 April 15, 2016

    Little fucker never did make it home.

    +16
  • oyster April 15, 2016

    ^^^^ lol

    +2
  • fucka April 15, 2016

    becauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse uum the goovernment i guess?!?!

    +1
  • mrpoop April 15, 2016

    I'll take mine Extra Tender

    +5
  • corruptedsob April 15, 2016

    I bet he tastes like Reese's Pieces

    +5
  • siko666 April 15, 2016

    Looks like this ET never got to phone home.

    +1
  • whobe April 15, 2016

    I want to fuck an Alien.

    +4
  • corruptedsob April 15, 2016

    @whobe you better hurry up, if Trump gets in office you'll never have a chance

    +4
  • fistermister April 15, 2016

    I take a bite of what ever made him fly.

    +1
  • longhungwong April 15, 2016

    I've fucked an alien @whobe. An illegal alien.

    +4
  • 72jayd April 15, 2016

    Some people will eat anything.

    +1
  • mr_yuck April 15, 2016

    Little bastard had three balls.

    ET stands for 'Extra Testicle'.

    +1
  • provert April 15, 2016

    Ooooooooooowwwwwwwwww elliot

    +3
  • nybadguy April 15, 2016

    i cried when he almost died when i was a kid.

    +4
  • fucka April 15, 2016

    @corruptedsob i dont get it

    +0
  • bookertank April 15, 2016

    ELSE WHERE A STRUNG-OUT ELLIOT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

    +1
  • cellule April 15, 2016

    E.T. should have called pizza.

    +1
  • felterupgood April 15, 2016

    That's what you tell blonde reporters when you get questioned about eating endangered sea turtles. "Oh no, this is ET.

    +0
  • eric3533 April 15, 2016

    E.T. Barbecue.

    +0
  • rockinron April 15, 2016

    looks like the little fucker should have called a cab instead of phoning home.

    +0
  • mykejp April 16, 2016

    Childhood ruined.

    +1
  • joedumber April 16, 2016

    that's not ET, thats his brother FT, when ET phoned home his brother showed up, Fuck That

    +0
  • handsomedevil April 16, 2016

    close encounters of the burnt kind

    +2
  • mrpoop April 16, 2016

    @mryuck or Eddie Torres lol

    +1
  • brentos April 17, 2016

    No, phone home for you round eye!

    +0
 
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