I hope this is just a case of bad translation. I don't know anyone who would want herpes with their pizza. I usually don't mind a little yeast if I'm going to eat something but please do hold the STDs.
Those pepperoni slices looking like it's already shot with some herpes and few other things
It will also come with artificial flavored anchovies
it must be in the staff contract to throw one off the wrist onto the pizza
or the special sauce of bomb fragments.
What do I look like, a Mary? Of course I want herpies on my pizza, and don't skimp on the HIV's either!
"Try our baba ghanoush now with extra gonorrhea!"
Can I get crabs on mine?
no but i'd like a fur burger on the side.
I am going to avoid this pizzeria. Were is the next pizzeria located?
The cheese is made of smegma.
No thx. I'll take a grandma slice.
Don't worry, charred herpes just adds flavor