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posted by Dave G. on 4/20/2016

Machete Attack Victim

This is some fucked up shit anyway you slice it. Must have really pissed somebody off to get hacked up and cut up by a machete like that. Live and learn and don't fuck another man's goat.


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
shadow83222
Fucking ouch.
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 2:58 PM

boney1
finally someone got a sharp machete
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 3:06 PM

sirfartsalot
Flawless Victory!
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 3:13 PM

crazyvet
What makes you think it was a machete?
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 3:18 PM

breakfastblunt
Quick, check him for a pulse!
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 3:23 PM

mrpoop
Looks like a motor boat ran him over, geez
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 3:30 PM

mrdrip
Bungee jumping from the helicopter proved to be an awuful idea.
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 4:04 PM

belchesfelches
"...and then by boss said ’So you still coming in, right?’"
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 4:07 PM

cyberbu11y
More like a kitana blade
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 4:30 PM

oyster
Fuck meeeeee dead
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 4:48 PM

whobe
Were they planning on saving the legs for future use?
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 5:04 PM

fistermister
I’m no expert, but I think dude lost.
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 7:43 PM

fatlarry
Somebody was really mad
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 9:41 PM

felterupgood
Another zipper head
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posted on: 04-20-16 @ 10:48 PM

sarcasm
Fatality!
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posted on: 04-21-16 @ 2:14 PM

srjordan
Split his wig
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posted on: 04-21-16 @ 11:43 PM

cellule
@shadow83222 "Fucking Ouch" is not something you should say, unless.. Nah, I don’t want to think abo.. shit... fuck you...
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posted on: 04-22-16 @ 2:37 AM

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