Laying down a nice base coat. Actually it looks shitty go wash yourself, and I'll apply a white coat for you.
That's my kind of art
Does that chain say Melbatoast?
van gogh and da vinci can't hold a candle to this girls art
good that she enjoys stuff on her tits!
She is art
Psssh.Always got a excuse why the house ain't clean huh?
I enjoy the fact the she uses her body, especially her lovely breasts, as a paint brush............
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
She just made my turtle pop out of his shell.
Viva la mexico
There's a berry here in the south that has that same color n look.when I was a kid I mean a little bastard!!! Me and my little brother and some other kids were in the woods and we came cross these small purplesh red Berry's now I already knew that those Berry's had juice in them and if you got that stuff on you it would not wash off no matter how hard you scrubbed!!! So this light goes off in my head?? So I said hey you guys let's play indians they were all for it. Dumbasses. So I tell them to be a real looking Indian I'm going to have to put some of that berry juice on them.dumbasses. I didn't put none on my brother I'm not that stupid?? But I smeared that shit all over those fuckers heads faces there backs they put it on there chests belly I'm not queer you no. When I got thru with them they looked like a bunch of purple peter eaters from mars!!! All you could see was the whites of there eyes so as I finished I says well I'm tired of playing indians ,tired we just got started and your quitting??? Fuck yes and fuck you kids because you don't look like no Indian so I'm going home !! Tat got em crying we are telling mama on you, you put this on us and now you don't want to play!! Fuck you and yes.about thirty mine very fucking parent in the neighbor hood is knocking on the door blaming me for there child's new skin color. So my mom yells for me and asks did you put that purple stuff on those little kids?? No mom I didn't there liars I swear to you on grandmas grave that always got me out of shit with mom when I done something very bad,but this time I fucked up and she says your a damn liar uh oh?? That's when it hit me or that's when I saw it?? The evidence it was all over my hands that purple shit. I didn't use gloves and my hands looked like I had been beating off in it.long story short don't paint your neighbors because it pisses them off and it gets your ass beat by the old man!!! Another story to hurt your brain breakfast blunt you fucking faggot!!!
i got a stroke of genius
Man was I stoned last night great moonshine.
life of a porn star, six figure status overnight, and no thanks to god.
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