Missed Opportunity

I've been there. End up passed out drunk and missed out on an opportunity of having sex with a group of girls. Except in my case they were not as hot and where a lot fatter. Still sucks.

20 Comments
  • skyartist May 3, 2016

    Looks like a pond full of ducks

    +10
  • zahnfee May 3, 2016

    He missed the shemale party

    +2
  • bananahammock May 3, 2016

    He probably had "whisky dick" too.

    +6
  • mrdrip May 3, 2016

    he missed ejaculating prematurely 4 times!

    +5
  • xizang May 3, 2016

    Dufus is probably a much better keyboard lover anyway - like the rest of you schmucks.

    +3
  • picklehiesner May 3, 2016

    Passed out or sober he has no chance with these little sluts

    +2
  • nybadguy May 3, 2016

    I would of vomited and peed on em.

    +0
  • whobe May 3, 2016

    I bet if he pulled out his dick they would run to daddy's house and lock themselves in their room.

    +1
  • dozer67 May 3, 2016

    repost but a good one.

    +1
  • handsomedevil May 3, 2016

    they are under-aged so i'll just shut up

    +1
  • rockinron May 3, 2016

    Rub a Dub Dub 4 sluts in a tub and a chump with his head in the lew, a whore, a dancer, 2 lesbian romancer's, and a guy thats to drunk to screw!!

    +0
  • sirfartsalot May 3, 2016

    Here I come to save the day!!!

    +1
  • truckingman May 3, 2016

    Rockinron you MF" Mother Fucker......

    Shaking his head and LMMF"AO,

    Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • mykejp May 3, 2016

    @whobe more like they would laugh at his small, limp noodle until he runs home to his mommy.

    +1
  • nybadguy May 3, 2016

    @ron. Haha. Good shit bro lol.

    +0
  • dynabob May 3, 2016

    I'd lay a steamer on his face!

    +1
  • fucka May 3, 2016

    oh well it's not like he would have lasted very long on just one of them anyway.

    +2
  • fistermister May 3, 2016

    What we have here is failure to procreate.

    +2
  • aquahollic May 3, 2016

    joke's on them... I was awake the whole time

    +1
  • fucka May 3, 2016

    @aquahollic ...

    +1
 
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