I've been there. End up passed out drunk and missed out on an opportunity of having sex with a group of girls. Except in my case they were not as hot and where a lot fatter. Still sucks.
Looks like a pond full of ducks
He missed the shemale party
He probably had "whisky dick" too.
he missed ejaculating prematurely 4 times!
Dufus is probably a much better keyboard lover anyway - like the rest of you schmucks.
Passed out or sober he has no chance with these little sluts
I would of vomited and peed on em.
I bet if he pulled out his dick they would run to daddy's house and lock themselves in their room.
repost but a good one.
they are under-aged so i'll just shut up
Rub a Dub Dub 4 sluts in a tub and a chump with his head in the lew, a whore, a dancer, 2 lesbian romancer's, and a guy thats to drunk to screw!!
Here I come to save the day!!!
Rockinron you MF" Mother Fucker......
Shaking his head and LMMF"AO,
@whobe more like they would laugh at his small, limp noodle until he runs home to his mommy.
@ron. Haha. Good shit bro lol.
I'd lay a steamer on his face!
oh well it's not like he would have lasted very long on just one of them anyway.
What we have here is failure to procreate.
joke's on them... I was awake the whole time