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posted by Dave G. on 5/3/2016

Missed Opportunity

I've been there. End up passed out drunk and missed out on an opportunity of having sex with a group of girls. Except in my case they were not as hot and where a lot fatter. Still sucks.
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skyartist
+10
Looks like a pond full of ducks
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 12:12 PM

zahnfee
He missed the shemale party
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 12:12 PM

bananahammock
He probably had "whisky dick" too.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 12:42 PM

mrdrip
he missed ejaculating prematurely 4 times!
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 1:04 PM

xizang
Dufus is probably a much better keyboard lover anyway - like the rest of you schmucks.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 2:01 PM

picklehiesner
Passed out or sober he has no chance with these little sluts
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 2:08 PM

nybadguy
I would of vomited and peed on em.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 2:52 PM

whobe
I bet if he pulled out his dick they would run to daddy’s house and lock themselves in their room.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 3:12 PM

dozer67
repost but a good one.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 3:14 PM

handsomedevil
they are under-aged so i’ll just shut up
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 4:01 PM

rockinron
Rub a Dub Dub 4 sluts in a tub and a chump with his head in the lew, a whore, a dancer, 2 lesbian romancer’s, and a guy thats to drunk to screw!!
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 4:02 PM

sirfartsalot
Here I come to save the day!!!
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 4:44 PM

truckingman
Rockinron you MF" Mother Fucker...... Shaking his head and LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 5:47 PM

mykejp
@whobe more like they would laugh at his small, limp noodle until he runs home to his mommy.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 6:34 PM

nybadguy
@ron. Haha. Good shit bro lol.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 6:53 PM

dynabob
I’d lay a steamer on his face!
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 7:32 PM

fucka
oh well it’s not like he would have lasted very long on just one of them anyway.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 7:34 PM

fistermister
What we have here is failure to procreate.
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 7:57 PM

aquahollic
joke’s on them... I was awake the whole time
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 10:24 PM

fucka
@aquahollic ...
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posted on: 05-03-16 @ 10:48 PM

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