That isn't how you get a Brazilian wax but carry on. A woman sticking a candle in her vagina would make a nice birthday cake though, maybe she can even blow your candle stick as a party gag.
"Doc, it burns when I pee."
Make a wish. Best birthday cake ever.
Fire in the hole!
If she farts and blows out the candle I'll be impressed
^^^ If she queefs and relights it, I will b even more impressed!!!
Hey I have a question...
Is this how you smoke waxx!!!!
Nobody can hold a candle to that pussy!
She got them welts from sitting on her fat ass all day.
Nasty looking bitch I would rather see Hillary Clinton on her back with a stick POKEING out her pussy and trump jjacking off in her face while she says the pledge of alegence.OH HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!
^^^@maddog, u have a warped sense of humor.
I think it would fit better in her ass
@sbohica lol he can come up with some Crazy Shit.
Should have eaten chili con carne the night before and farted one second before the pic
@whobe, yeah, no matter what, u really can't dislike the guy. He'd b a hell of a fiction book writer.
Why bother with kneepads when your on your back with a candle in your twat. Dirty pig bitch.
Liquid Wax MF" BURNS!!!
Has anyone seen my kitchen towel with the little red squares ?
i wish i could find that bitch right now, i refuse to jerk off. but i did download, damn
They got the statue of liberty in new York welcoming the good folks from europe. now they need a statue of this nasty thing big and bronzed erected in south fla to welcome all those Cubans we are going to start importing soon.and while we are at it building all these fine looking statues, we will build one for all our Muslim friends that are pouring in.a statue of a goat bent over in a sex postion ass in the air with a golden cum of jism running down its back legs with an inscription saying OH HELL YEAH GIVE US YOUR MEEK YOUR TIRED YOUR HORNY YOUR CRAZY FUCKING DONT GIVE A SHIT SONS AND DAUGHTERS AND YOUR GOD THAT PROMISES ALL THEM VIRGINS COURSE YOU AINT GOING TO FIND A VIRGIN IN AMERICA!
IF THAT CANDLE FALLS IN WITH A BABY'S HAND GRABBING IT I'LL LAUGH
SHE HAD TO BURN THE WOODS DOWN TO FIND THE CAVE
And when she rubs her ass on the carpet she can light up a neon tube.