Never Peek Inside A Bear Cave

This guy thought it would be a great idea to peek inside a bear's cave to see if it was awake. To his surprise it was wide awake and he got his face mauled off. They didn't do a bad job reconstructing his face after surgery though.

25 Comments
  • belchesfelches May 4, 2016

    Evidently, the stupid can live to old age...

    +4
  • whobe May 4, 2016

    I could hardly bear to look at his face.

    +5
  • mykejp May 4, 2016

    At least the facial reconstruction makes his face bearable.

    +4
  • picklehiesner May 4, 2016

    He bearly made it out alive

    +5
  • sbohica May 4, 2016

    Christopher Robin interrupted Pooh gettin his freak on.

    +4
  • goiter May 4, 2016

    After surgery it would be hard to grin and bear it.

    +3
  • toreal May 4, 2016

    Stupid ass white people are always getting fucked up by animals. Sad thing is that many of these dumb ass white motherfuckers think they can speak in animal language.

    -6
  • chavotizzok May 4, 2016

    The bear was like..........

    GOT EMM‼️

    +1
  • fistermister May 4, 2016

    Trick-or-treat...

    +1
  • maddog123 May 4, 2016

    My hair is growing back on my dick and its itching anybody won't to scratch it.

    +1
  • sbohica May 4, 2016

    ^^^Get one of ur ole ladies cats with that sandpaper tongue bro!!!

    +0
  • whobe May 4, 2016

    @toreal Funny you saying that, black people know how to speak gorilla, chimpanzee and baboon. We hear it all the time.

    +4
  • vulture May 4, 2016

    he bear-ta not do that again

    +1
  • nybadguy May 4, 2016

    @toreal. We need to blaze up one day and crack racist jokes at eachother.

    +3
  • truckingman May 4, 2016

    It looked like he MF" Bear-ly made it a - MF" - live......

    +1
  • whobe May 4, 2016

    @nybadguy Now that would be fun.

    +1
  • toreal May 4, 2016

    @nybadguy, Yes it would be fun.

    +1
  • nybadguy May 4, 2016

    @toreal. If your ever in ny. Hit a cracker up.

    +1
  • dracos May 4, 2016

    @maddog123 if you have hair growing on your dick you should go to a doctor , it sounds like a strange medical condition. Unless you have pet named Dick

    +1
  • maddog123 May 5, 2016

    I meant around my dick I had some ink added down there and speak ink of hair growing on the dick?? A buddy of mine he has been using regain on his head for ever and he is no more near having a full head of hair than me growing six more inches to my dick from those pills I bought online all they did was cause my balls to draw up and my cum dried up!!! When I would cum all that came out was a fucking bubble!!! Now my buddy all that he has managed to grow with the rogaine was a little baby hair but not on his head? But it did grow on his dick? He has a hairy blonde dick? And fuck no I have not looked at it but he does show it off at meters we have here all the fucking time.

    +1
  • maddog123 May 5, 2016

    I fucking typed KEGERS and it spelled fucking meters I think my tablet is fucking stoned I'm going to have to quit smoking while I'm on this thing I think maybe all that smoke has fucked it up. I no its done a good job on my ass!! Party on fuckers.

    +1
  • maddog123 May 5, 2016

    @sbohica i would never let an animal near my dick! First reason long as I've got money weed booze to snag pussy I'm OK BUT I do no a good old boy that lived over in Alabama his nick name was Yankee because he was from new York city. Man was he a duck out of water! And fucking ugly to this boy had every thing go wrong with him when god threw him together and I mean threw together!!! The first thing he was very short about five two next he lost all his fucking hair except for a patch right on his forehead,it made you think of a fucking rooster every time you look at him.and his voice was a very high northern pitch when he talked it was like some one scratching there finger nails on a chalk board and finally when I paid to get him laid the girl came out seconds later said he humped her one stroke and came! And his dick was the size of a bic lighter!!! Damn was god in a bad mood that day he was born.I just felt sorry for the guy took him under my wings so to speak tried to help him grow out a bit all my friends hated him and that just made me want to change this guy around that much more but it all came to an end one summer he was on vacation and he said he was coming down and stay at my place and party with everyone but a week went by so me and some ole boys went over the line to check on him. And when we went in his home he was dead! Apparently he was putting peanut butter on his dick and letting his rock wilder lick it off and the dog got pissed when Yankee shot a load in the dogs face? So the dog chomped down on Yankees dick and tore it off causing him to bleed out!! So no I don't won't any animal near my dick while I'm eating or other wise.anyways I hate peanut butter!!!

    +1
  • sbohica May 5, 2016

    ^^^^^Yeah, Ive heard that those ROCK WILDERS are some bad motherfuckers and the mixture of nutella/semem will really set those beasts fucking wild man. Best watch out for that shit!

    +0
  • toreal May 5, 2016

    @nybadguy, Likewise if you're in Texas.

    +1
  • cellule May 6, 2016

    Did the groundhog saw his shadow?

    +0
 
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