Cougar Feline Goes On Vegan Diet

Cougars are usually carnivorous predators on the prowl but this one is going on a vegan diet. Masturbating with a pineapple is no problem for this lady.

32 Comments
  • fistermister May 5, 2016

    Does this pineapple make my dick look small?

    +5
  • belchesfelches May 5, 2016

    Bitch got the weirdest way of making a sammich I ever did see....

    +1
  • chupamiverga May 5, 2016

    She trying to get the Alaskan fish market smell out of that snatch.

    +3
  • vulture May 5, 2016

    she should put the end in first

    +1
  • fockenperv May 5, 2016

    Its only 10 am and the internet has already beat me today

    +2
  • longhungwong May 5, 2016

    What no pina colada jokes?

    +2
  • whobe May 5, 2016

    Men bring your 2x4s your going to need them.

    +2
  • whobe May 5, 2016

    That's not how you rescue cave divers.

    +1
  • picklehiesner May 5, 2016

    I just hope sponge Bob got out safe

    +5
  • darksider803 May 5, 2016

    I like pineapple but that Is just way too much 4 me....

    +1
  • t0mmy May 5, 2016

    do you think she is going to eat that pineapple later?

    +1
  • yeayeayea May 5, 2016

    This pina colada smells fishy dear.

    +1
  • siko666 May 5, 2016

    This just made my cock want to kill itself.

    +2
  • captjim May 5, 2016

    That's how they make Hawaiian Punch

    +2
  • bananahammock May 5, 2016

    Your upside-down pineapple cake will done shortly.

    +2
  • mrdrip May 5, 2016

    Step #1 chop the leaves off. Step #2 core the pineapple keeping it in one piece. Step #3 stick the pineapple into the whore. Step #4 fuck the pineapple stuffed cunt til you cum in it. Step #5 Make a piña colada pitcher and take it as a gift to your asshole neighbour, extra points if you did ass to pineapple!

    +4
  • sleeko May 5, 2016

    LOL.. Jokes on her.

    Pineapples, are not vegetables

    +1
  • fatlarry May 5, 2016

    No since in introducing myself to her

    +1
  • big_daddy305 May 5, 2016

    You know you're pathetic when pineapples get more pussy than you do.

    +3
  • potrostation May 5, 2016

    you're drowning Sponge Bob, you bitch!

    +1
  • truckingman May 5, 2016

    I hope she first peeled it. Also Whobe, she might need a rounded 6'×6'.

    +0
  • aquahollic May 5, 2016

    try it with the husk on bitch

    +2
  • txdo_msk May 5, 2016

    Thats one way to jump start a period. The enzymes in a pineapple will just melt away layers of flesh.

    Seriously! Eat like 4 or 5 rings of fresh pineapple and tell me your mouth and tongue don't burn.

    +1
  • maddog123 May 5, 2016

    Bitches are off there rocker!!!!!

    +1
  • maddog123 May 5, 2016

    I see shit like this and when I hear a woman say those immortal words size really doesn't matter. There goddam fucking liars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +2
  • maddog123 May 5, 2016

    Sorry guys but somebody had to tell the truth!! You know like Santa clause remember that one.

    +2
  • maddog123 May 5, 2016

    Oh and going to hell if you grow up get drunk fuck women have good time.

    +1
  • makeyarise May 6, 2016

    Pineapple skins forever😵🎶

    +3
  • nybadguy May 6, 2016

    I said fruit cup. Not fruit in cunt. Dumb bitch.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot May 6, 2016

    Talk about blowing out an O ring. Fucking hell lady!

    +1
  • fatlarry May 6, 2016

    I'm gonna need a penis pump

    +1
  • harly9 May 12, 2016

    I'd "lei" that one but I don't think she'd even notice.

    +0
 
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