Cougars are usually carnivorous predators on the prowl but this one is going on a vegan diet. Masturbating with a pineapple is no problem for this lady.
Does this pineapple make my dick look small?
Bitch got the weirdest way of making a sammich I ever did see....
She trying to get the Alaskan fish market smell out of that snatch.
she should put the end in first
Its only 10 am and the internet has already beat me today
What no pina colada jokes?
Men bring your 2x4s your going to need them.
That's not how you rescue cave divers.
I just hope sponge Bob got out safe
I like pineapple but that Is just way too much 4 me....
do you think she is going to eat that pineapple later?
This pina colada smells fishy dear.
This just made my cock want to kill itself.
That's how they make Hawaiian Punch
Your upside-down pineapple cake will done shortly.
Step #1 chop the leaves off. Step #2 core the pineapple keeping it in one piece. Step #3 stick the pineapple into the whore. Step #4 fuck the pineapple stuffed cunt til you cum in it. Step #5 Make a piña colada pitcher and take it as a gift to your asshole neighbour, extra points if you did ass to pineapple!
LOL.. Jokes on her.
Pineapples, are not vegetables
No since in introducing myself to her
You know you're pathetic when pineapples get more pussy than you do.
you're drowning Sponge Bob, you bitch!
I hope she first peeled it. Also Whobe, she might need a rounded 6'×6'.
try it with the husk on bitch
Thats one way to jump start a period. The enzymes in a pineapple will just melt away layers of flesh.
Seriously! Eat like 4 or 5 rings of fresh pineapple and tell me your mouth and tongue don't burn.
Bitches are off there rocker!!!!!
I see shit like this and when I hear a woman say those immortal words size really doesn't matter. There goddam fucking liars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry guys but somebody had to tell the truth!! You know like Santa clause remember that one.
Oh and going to hell if you grow up get drunk fuck women have good time.
Pineapple skins forever😵🎶
I said fruit cup. Not fruit in cunt. Dumb bitch.
I'm gonna need a penis pump
I'd "lei" that one but I don't think she'd even notice.