Are you a asshole, but life keeps demanding you participate in bullshit? Well here is the balloons for you to help express yourself better.
Send one back to them: BLOW YOUR FUCKING BALLOONS OUT YOUR ASS
one should be pink and cock shaped and read "keep blowing bitch"
My future 50th Birthday Party ( which isn't too far away )
I want one that says "Go fuck your mother, ya fucking cock sucker."
...and have a nice day.
happyjacks favorite balloon
I would buy a bag full!!!!!!
Where's the "Get fucked", "Eat a dick" and "Get lost you stupid cunt" balloons?
I have a good one. “FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS MOTHER FUCKER have a nice day!!!”
Happy fucking whatever... he can stick his dick inside for free.
Here take my money NOW!!!!