Would been easier if he had a gun around the store but a can of Raid and a lighter can work pretty good too. Just turn it into a flame thrower and you're set.
That clock is a true McGyver!
that store clock tells you the time when you walk and fires you if you don't pay
It's *clerk,* not *clock,* you dumb asshole.
Just like in W.W. 2
After that attack that clock should have a lit candy all the clerk...
Description officer? Yea his head is smoking and I'm pretty sure he is missing his eyebrows and lashes.
Brings a tear to my eye, making me relive my childhood antics.
That clocks daddy cud beat the shit out of @justvisitings daddy!
Now go burn down the fucking projects
Yo that Mutha fukka holdin a blow torch
This shit reminds me back last summer me and a friend got in late it was fucking raining Jews and Muslims!! So we pulled in one of my sheds it has a kind of up grade to it so we had to goose em in kind of hard. Fucking mistake?? We got in but a fucking bull of a skunk biggest mother fucker I have ever seen!!! Started going ape shit like dude here or that bitch pissing on side walk posted last night.that hairy bastard soaked our ass!! I don't no this shit squiter brought back good times.so fuck it!!!
There ya go! Catch his jerry curl on fire.
““““““FRY MOTHER FUCKERS
FRY MOTHER FUCKERS,
FRY MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS
FRY MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS FRY!!!!!!!!!!!!””””””
@Mrpoop where USA invaded Vietnam or nuked Japan?
That's really the only thing AquaNet was ever good for.
911 dispatcher: "...black, white or hispanic?"
Clock: "Extra crispy."
Hopefully they were'nt stealing some Jiffy-pop.