This is my kind of store. They actually know what real family care is and have the best product for your family needs to get you through the day. Liqour of course.
Days offer: Buy 2 bottles from the lower shelf and get the morning after pills for free, after all, no one wants inbreds.
Almost as good as the one in Canada with the crying mother and kid with a black eye...."Do you have a drinking problem?" FUCK NO, my problem is NOT drinking - it's a nagging bitch and a screaming brat.
How about that a Crazy Shit Family liquor store are you guys going to open one up in Jacksonville so I can help support your cause?
^^^lol @whobe, that was my thoughts! How much to buy a franchise... Hire @maddog as national sales manager.
In this day and age I need as much as I can get.
To alcohol .... the solution to ... and cause of .... life's problems
I got 3 kids and 5 grand children... Works for me.
I would need a weed dispensery for my family care.
^^^^^^ I hear that brother
Yup,,,That's how I take care of my family problems too!
“Here is to MOTHER FUCKING BOOZE BITCHESS!!!!!!”
I had back in the day a inventory I swear was about this size here!! If it was a 100proof I had it. Top shelf hooch!! I took a long weekend and me and some of my better friends?? Went over to Atlanta to watch those fuck ups!! Atlanta braves play week end series with the dodgers. What a fucking bust I sweated my ass off all weekend sitting in uncomfortable seats watching LA bitch beat the hell out of those losers!! Again! I was already in a bad mood drunk on eight dollars a cup beer no weed left it home!! So I'm ready for something stronger whiskey and weed!! Hell fuck yeah!! Pull in my yard there's no room??? Cars bikes people laying passed out in my yard every where!!! I manage to find a dude I didn't no! Who I could under stand who told me there had been a party going on since Friday night and all way in to Sunday morning and it would still be going strong but the ass hole that lived here ran out of booze!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck my fucking booze!! And then he drove a stake thru my fucking heart he says and his weed to!! GODDAM!! MY WEED I was wiped out!! What could I do choke a hundred people?? Call the law hell know no fucking way some of the women that was passed out looked under age!! So I bit the bullet politely showed people the road put in a steel gate at the entrance to my drive had a safe room built with big ass lock not for tornados but for my booze !! And fuck the braves I don't go no where I stay home stay high and got a new bunch of fuckers to fuck with I stay on here so kiss my ass I no you bunch ain't going to raid my hooch!!!
@maddog. Haha. Not good brother. I could never have a bottle or beers in my fridge. If i know its there it wont last a week.