Do you like deer but hate all the chewing? Well do we have a treat for you. Grab your crackers and scoop a nice helping of deer pâté.
somehow it reminded me of vegan gains
auto mince meat
did that with a box truck once.
Looks like he's been in the sagebrush again. Let this be a lesson to all you doe motherfuckers, eat your clovers.
Driving to rigs in North Dakota at night ...this happened a few times to me.... When it did, I said "Bambi had a bad night."
A friend of mine use to rent Hertz Penske Trucks and offered the guy insurance for the box van, he turned it down saying I'm only renting it for two days. Well turns out he hit a cow in the road doing 60mph. I never found out the end of the story but I don't think it turned out well.
It looks like the bush, brush, guard can make MF" MENACE MEAT OUT OF ABOUT ANY-MF"-THING!!! Big Jeff I would have to decline on the deer pâtè. I do not want to eat MF" FECAL coated deer meat......
We're having deer buggers tonight
GEEEESE just how fast was that cop going? .......
*burgers ....fucking auto correct
That deer didn't know what hit it.