You almost got it man. Another four feet further and you would have been the star of the hotel.
In Maxwell Smart voice ... "missed it by that much" In Frankie Vallie voice ... "So close, so close and yet so far" In Steve Miller voice ... "Fly like an eagle" In your moms voice ... "Good try honey"
Corduroy chafing will drive you to kill yourself. Which is why I don't wear pants!
Was he really aiming for the pool?
a 9 for flair a 3 for the landing
The water must be too cold because his head shrunk
FUCK! Too bad it wasn't the other way around.