Reboot Your Machine!!!

34 Comments
  • naughty_samara April 11, 2005

    ya!sometimes i feel like doin that!!!

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  • mike8putang April 11, 2005

    why samara r u fustrated??

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  • naughty_samara April 11, 2005

    a little....

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  • mike8putang April 11, 2005

    well sorry to hear that u r ..try drinking tea..or just go buy a vibrator and go to town but if u do the second please post it so we all can watch..

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  • vanilla_cream April 11, 2005

    I believe Samara already said she owns a bob. Most women do, cause we know what we like.

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  • mike8putang April 11, 2005

    well she can always hook it up to the fuse box..if u all know what u like why do u all change ur minds so much..wait dumb ? i know its a womens proagative..

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  • vanilla_cream April 11, 2005

    I said we know what we LIKE, Mike. We may not always know what we want, but hell, if you all had raging horrmones like us, you'd change your minds too.

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  • naughty_samara April 11, 2005

    she took the words right outta my mouth mike!face it,the woman IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!!!

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  • jax1 April 12, 2005

    Yea. . .is this tech support???? I'm having a boot problem at start-up.

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  • mike8putang April 12, 2005

    i know i know woman r always right and behind every strong man there is a stronger woman ..i was raised by my mom ...so u r right but that doesnt mean we have to like it.(ha ha) we still run everything .. i thinkl..oh they have pills for that hormone problem dont they?

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  • vanilla_cream April 12, 2005

    We let you think you run everything. You said it yourself, behind every strong man is a stronger woman. She's there because she's kicking him in the ass.

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  • luvnualwyz April 13, 2005

    TRU TRU VANILLA.....

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  • tha_prins April 13, 2005

    Women know what they like. So how do you explain a little thing...what’s it called... PMS? Every month, YOU GO CRAZY for a week. That’s 22% of the year when a woman's behavior is grossly transformed and so, unreliable. What you like becomes what you hate, then 3 weeks of liking it again. Men may have other problems but don't even think of saying that women know what they like. Tell us again that you let men think they run everything. The fact is if you weren't brain washed, you would realize that family comes first. What you want share of the glory?? It’s not about personal glory. Real men strive for greatness to bring respect to their family, food for their family, and pride to the name they share with them. It’s all feminist bullshit yap that you mistake for intelligent thinking when really it’s just their fuckin vibrators that are up too high

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  • tha_prins April 13, 2005

    That rant goes out to Balboa

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  • rockybalboa April 13, 2005

    Well well well... I can see the people are asking Rocky Balboa to come to the ring, right? You asked for it, and now there ain´t no turning back. Goddammit! See my answer below:

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  • rockybalboa April 13, 2005

    Let's summarize things here: my lovely friend Vanilla says 'Most women own a vibrator, cause we know what we like'. This implies women like vibrators more than dicks? then she retracted a little blaming his hormonal configuration and said 'We may not always know what we want'. That clearly implies she is not sure about what she is talking about and doesn´t know what she wants proving the point of my client Mike, the poontang eater (an honour member of the poontang eaters association, an exemplary citizen, just like me). Moving on, as always, my lovely and nice looking Samara agrees with Vanilla. We already proved Vanilla doesn´t know what she wants and if Samara shares the same point of view, then she is also wrong and her premise that 'women are always right' falls for itself. Then my client Mike exposes personal details in an argument, making him more vulnerable. But he had a point: Men rule almost everything. Vanilla desperately counters: she says 'We let them think they run everything' hehehe thanks God we have partners that let us earn more, take the final decisions, command the countries, command the TV remote...etc. A big thank you for that. We feel comfortable with it we are not like you who can´t feel ok with ANYTHING. Now... space... the final frontier, this are the ... wait, wrong channel. Finally, let me add that on evolutioned species, the brain dictates what the element in question needs. If what you want is dictated by hormones, then you are acting like fucking little kids blaming your crazyness on the hormones or just plain unevolutioned animals. And in case you didn't know, we men have hormones in our bloodstream too, and that does not make us irresponsible of our acts. Thanks for the rant. :P GODDAMMIT!

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  • rockybalboa April 13, 2005

    *fingers smoking*

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  • mike8putang April 13, 2005

    oh rocky u r a GOD ...amongst men u should have your own show/talk radio ect u the man........oh hell u should run for fucking prezs id vot for ya ...oh ps ladie adam did come first ,u all came from his rib , dont forget the first sin happened with a women who was making decessions and the amozones r gone they were all wo no never mind they were dikes but they still needed the DICK..

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  • rockybalboa April 13, 2005

    This is why I have games named after me. :P

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  • naughty_samara April 13, 2005

    LMAO u guys!!!and my vibrator isnt named bob its vin!!!LMAO!!!!I KNOW THAT 4 sure!!!!LOL

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  • vanilla_cream April 13, 2005

    LMAO. Bite me Rocky, Mike, and Prins. No matter what you say I know what I like when it comes to my body and sex. Maybe if SOME men took the time to find out what their lady likes they would have sex more often. There is no way you can compare your selves to us when it comes to horomones. You may have horomones but your body doesn't go through the changes a womans body does every 28 days. You are clueless what the female body goes through each month. Why?? So we can bare your children. So don't tell me about family first. We give birth, not you. We end up raising the kids too. So if we choose to change our minds, get the hell over it. LMAO

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  • rockybalboa April 14, 2005

    Nahh... we will just fuck you everyday and pretend everything is ok until we get bored, then we will leave you. Then you will say: "Hell, all men are pigs" and we will say "Shit, women fuck it up big time and don't give fuck about changing, they just blame their hormones and their distinct way of being". If you think fucking around with men when you have your PMS is normal, you will end up fucking your relationship. Strive for the better GODDAMMIT! I know what I'm talking about, I have good sex everyday and I do care to make my partner feel good, even at the expense of my own pleasure. I´m also the one who provides food and protection for my family. The way it should be in America. GOD BLESS AMERICA... AND NO PLACE ELSE.

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  • mike8putang April 14, 2005

    amen..

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  • vanilla_cream April 14, 2005

    Rocky, Rocky, Rocky. You have such a distorted image of me. You also like to twist words around. I said SOME men need to take time with their lady to find out what she likes. I didn't say YOU need to. I'm not in your bedroom. I love men, and don't think they are all pigs. Some are, just like some women are. No matter what line of bullshit you pull out of your ass, you can never relate to the female body and the changes it goes through each month. That doesn't give women the right to loose their minds, but shit happens. And it doesn't mean we don't know what we like.

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  • naughty_samara April 15, 2005

    yall REALLY need to smoke a bowl.

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  • naughty_samara April 15, 2005

    and get some!

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  • rockybalboa April 15, 2005

    Ok thanks for agreeing with me Vanilla. Talking about other matters... Samara told me to invite you to a threesome we will be having next month. I will call it the "SEX ROYAL RUMBLE". Will you join?

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  • vanilla_cream April 15, 2005

    Oh Hell Yes!!

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  • vanilla_cream April 15, 2005

    Let's just have an orgy and invite the whole damn site!

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  • mike8putang April 16, 2005

    ill be there ..

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  • spongemike April 18, 2005

    Holy Fuck. Send my invitation to Rev. Al......... oh fuck.

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  • naughty_samara April 21, 2005

    LMAO spongemike!!!and rocky i would do ANYTHING 4 u but if another woman is involved u gotta drug me up good...no offense vanilla.

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  • bendogie March 18, 2006

    looks like Alico boots meet Thinkpad

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  • iwantyourbutt July 1, 2009

    Does the computer still work?

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