How do you even manage to end up parked halfway on top of another car anyway. Some people shouldn't have driver's licenses.
Is that car taking a leak?
War of the roses!
Must have been parked by an Asian.
I've got nothing???
Oh I made chili??? Now I've got a heartburn from hell and a fucking head ache my ass is burning and my dick has crawled up in to my stomach and I can't get him to come out so I can fucking piss and jack off to some good porn I found on porn hub!!!! GODDAMIT!!!!
Maddog on a beer run?