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posted by Big Jeff on 5/28/2016

Makes Me Want To Tip Them Too

I didn't even get a drink out of these people, but I feel the need to tip them. Fuck all they are missing is a picture of some starving kid to complete the sadness of their message.
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xizang
I can help if the virgin is a girl.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 4:33 PM

stenchfart
don`t stand up in a canoe
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 4:33 PM

picklehiesner
Don’t breath under water
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 4:41 PM

crazyvet
They say you can join the Navy and see the World.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 4:49 PM

morbuis669
Wow, that must be one ugly virgin if it couldn’t even get laid by at least one drunk person.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 4:53 PM

sbohica
If ur server and/or bartender do u rite, tip em good!
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 5:21 PM

mrpoop
Here's a tip, go fuck your self
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 5:32 PM

belchesfelches
My tip to them is this; FIND A MORE PROFITABLE LINE OF EMPLOYMENT.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 5:34 PM

xizang
Bartenders only deserve tips when it’s really busy and you want to be sure to get attention on refills. Waitresses are another matter - they deserve tips for decent service.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 5:39 PM

maddog123
Ten to fifeteen dollars a drink!!! Fuck them let em stay fucking virgins!!!
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 5:57 PM

maddog123
Anyway how in the hell can you be a virgin when your fucking people on whiskey prices!!!
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 6:01 PM

truckingman
This is MOTHER FUCKING REALITY AFTER YOU GRADUATE COLLEGE, you try to go and find your perfect job or career at the same time you pick up a part time job to make ends meet while you are searching. However after a few months or a few years, you realise that you are not going to find that perfect job or career you wanted a trained for because of MOTHER FUCKING JOB FLOODING. YOU ARE FORCED TO WORK FULL TIME AT THAT PART TIME JOB FOR THE REST OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE SOMETIMES IT IS SAD MOTHER FUCKING TRUTH............ Sadly, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 6:29 PM

whobe
@maddog123 Yep.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 6:33 PM

corruptedsob
Here's a tip .... get another skill or get me another drink !
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 7:24 PM

txdo_msk
@truckingman, the reality they will all learn is that someone is ALWAYS stupid enough to support them. I'll support the virgin, if she'll put out. 'Course them she wouldn't be a virgin , so she'd better be good at makin' sammiches.
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 8:41 PM

truckingman
Txdo_msk I kind have learned about flooding the job market; also, you always have to keep going to college because of job requirements and recertifications about every year to two years......
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posted on: 05-28-16 @ 9:15 PM

breakfastblunt
I bartend in the heart of downtown Minneapolis. It's a profession I've chose. Most people can't handle the amount of pressure, the amount of work, or the hours. Before you shit on a bartender you should realise that it's not as easy as you think.
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posted on: 05-30-16 @ 7:58 PM

sleeko
Bring me the virgin.
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posted on: 06-01-16 @ 2:51 PM

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