Miracle Of Birth

This is how elephants are born. Just a quick squat some splatter of body fluids and blood and you've got a newborn baby elephant.

23 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 June 1, 2016

    which Grimsby brother is that ?

    +2
  • mrpoop June 1, 2016

    Welcome to hell

    +10
  • cthulu June 1, 2016

    Poor elephants shouldnt be locked up like criminals like that

    +5
  • azzholee June 1, 2016

    it's the mother that is supposed to be taking care of the baby not that bald

    bloke

    +2
  • cyberbu11y June 1, 2016

    Even the elephant was smart enough not to walk in that shit and I'm pretty sure in the wild they don't just let the baby fall out on a blacktop driveway

    +6
  • maddog123 June 1, 2016

    That's got to be the birth video of that fat bitch in bed !!!!!!

    +2
  • yeknom June 1, 2016

    Nature is gross

    +3
  • ouch June 1, 2016

    reminds me of a date I once had

    +2
  • potrostation June 1, 2016

    I've taken a shit that felt that big.

    +1
  • truckingman June 1, 2016

    Thus a new live is delivered upon this world, its’ species will continue...

    -1
  • big_daddy305 June 1, 2016

    Well... I be done seen bout erry thing, when I see a elephant fly.

    -1
  • toreal June 1, 2016

    Nasty white guy goes up there and touches it with his bare hands.

    -1
  • dracos June 2, 2016

    @toreal yeah thank god for white nurses, otherwise you would have ended up in the abortion pile

    +1
  • maddog123 June 2, 2016

    When I was in school sixth grade I was first back into my classroom from break, it was to damn hot so I come on back in when out of no where a pain hit me in my stomach going right down into my asshole!!! There was no way I could make it to the toliet without loading up my pants and be the talk of school all way into twelfth grade!!! And beyond!! My cool ness was on the line

    If I shit my britches I will never get LAYED down the road. I'm lucky now Karen Massey letting me play with them big tittys in class!!?? So the only thing I could do and if I got caught I might get expelled but I would go down in school history with those kids as a fucking shit crazed hero !!! Oh hell yeah!!!

    So as quick as the pains hit and that massive flood of shit came flooding out of me, turds liquied vile corn peanut infused fucking shit I pulled down my pants pulled the chair from my teachers desk??? I hated the bitch anyway!!

    Mizz zitssman!!!?? The fucking homo bitch!! I pulled back the chair and let it rip up under her desk!!! Boom fart splat pouring guts turds corn peanuts the works!! Then it was over!!! THE HUMANITY!!! I WIPED MY ASS ON SOME OF THE TURNED IN HOME WORK HAULED ASS OUT ANOTHER DOOR CIRCLED AROUND SCHOOL AND GOT IN LINE TO GO BACK TO CLASS!!?? I didn't get caught !! I had a good shit and mizz zittsman had a fucking cow!!!

    +0
  • maddog123 June 2, 2016

    Good times!!!

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  • dracos June 2, 2016

    ^dude I know who you are now...welcome bart simpson

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  • maddog123 June 2, 2016

    If your talking about me eh maybe I'm yellow but that's from all the booze I've drunk and I haven't a live anymore!! Doctors said I needed a liver and told me it would cost about 600,000$ I told them do you no how much good scotch whiskey I could by with that much money!!! Fuck a liver don't need it the fucker!!! Anyway a little of Bart but a whole hell of a lot like homer!!! But with a little more hair!!!

    +0
  • mykejp June 2, 2016

    She dropped that newborn like the Octomom.

    +0
  • insanemonkey June 2, 2016

    thats a fat pussy!!

    +0
  • wisebastard June 2, 2016

    Girl Power!!!!

    +0
  • wisebastard June 2, 2016

    go go gadget elephant placenta

    +0
  • darkmadness June 2, 2016

    Fuck that shit, Looks like someone cut open a beached whale, Pray for the poor fuckers that have that shitty job.

    +0
  • darkmadness June 2, 2016

    @yeknom there is nothing natural about that, Instead of landing on concrete in a prison sell that baby elephant would have been born on grass, At least the landing would be softer.

    +0
 
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