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posted by Big Jeff on 6/5/2016

Anyone Want To Take A Boat Ride

First let me just say FUCK THAT. I don't fuck with water moccasins at all. Supposedly this is from a bad rain that hit a river. I think it's time to set the boat on fire, and get a new one.
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stenchfart
New Samuel L Jackson movie--Snakes on a boat
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 4:20 PM

whobe
That’s why I only swim in my pool.
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 4:41 PM

woodchipper30
GET THE SHOTGUN AND A BIG CASE OF BB SHOT GET THE BBQ FIRED UP ITS SNAKE TONIGHT
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 4:55 PM

woodchipper30
EAT AND ENJOY WHAT THE DEVIL GIVES YA
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 4:58 PM

aquahollic
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 5:21 PM

aquahollic
hmm... previous comment doesn’t appear to be showing... apparently talking about arson and singing smoke on the water confuses the web page
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 5:23 PM

dracos
II would make quite a few pairs of moccasins out of those moccasins .
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 5:34 PM

woodchipper30
WILD CHICKEN NUGGETS
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 6:45 PM

truckingman
Whobe “MOTHER FUCKING WATER MOCCASINS, A.K. MOTHER FUCKING Cotton Mouths, WITH SEEK OUT ANY MOTHER FUCKING BODY OF WATER, So your swimming pool, ‘maybe’ if it is an above ground, could not be safe to swimming. ” “You should always check your pool for snakes look in places that snakes can hide.” “Then when it is safe, you can enjoy your swimming pool...” Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 6:48 PM

truckingman
“““ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!””” “““I AM TIRED OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING WATER MOCCASINS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!””” “““Grab the fire extinguishers, it is time for a MOTHER FUCKING BBQ!!!”””
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 6:58 PM

sirfartsalot
When did Truckingman get tourettes?
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 8:05 PM

truckingman
Sirfartsalot I am just going with to the MF" “SNAKES ON A PLANE” Vib that is going on in the PG.
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 8:21 PM

mykejp
All we need now is for someone to gather, kill,cook and use the skin for boots.
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posted on: 06-05-16 @ 8:34 PM

harly9
Maybe all of you should fucking actually read the news. Anyone hear of the flooding in Texas? This is a pic of Cottonmouths escaping the rising water.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 1:42 AM

belchesfelches
For you shitters from outside the South East USA, those are ’water moccasins’ (as described) AKA ’cotton mouth(s)’ because when they open their mouths it’s nearly pure white and.....they can KILL YOU DEAD and they are AGGRESSIVE.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 10:21 PM

woodchipper30
@mykejp UNDERWEAR TO
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 2:13 AM

felterupgood
@truckingman I don’t think you can bbq with a fire extinguisher... you’ll just look like Richard Reid trying to light his shoe laces.
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posted on: 06-08-16 @ 11:19 PM

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