Damn talk about having shitty odds. Not only do you get your melon split, but you die with your ball bag hanging out of your pants.
what kind of sick fuckers draws a chalk line like that
Must have a split in headache.
Tea bag death.
they are his gardening shorts
10/10 on the triple split
Horrible folding job.
not a good idea to try to lick your own balls on a scooter when the 18 wheeler is approaching
The bastard poof! GET UP FFS! WALK IT OFF! omfg!lol
Well he wanted one more “Fellatio(blow job)” before he died, he did not expect it would be an Autofellatio(self given blow job)!
That's one embarrassing death for a moped rider.
A little ww1 plastic surgery ORT to fix that right up.
Fucker died on a 125 CC thats worse than dying in a civic.
...and his last words were "hey Ya'll watch this"