You know you have a small dick when its not much bigger than a cheeto puff. It's probably just as cheesy too.
He ain't gonna be "cheeting" on his girl with this.
So? Aren't most clits about that size?
The real reason most white men are angry.
It's Peter Puff
don't wash it for a day or two and it will also smell like cheese!
Do ya feel it?? ...um NO, can u hand me those cheetos, may fulfill something!
He's hung like a mouse.
It's not the length, but the girth that counts. In this case you have neither of them.
Makes me feel better somehow
Looks more like a baby carrot.
I've never been that excited for a Cheeto.
That's a baby carrot. Cheeto puff is bigger and curves
vaticanvomit, You know your veggies...
I can always recognize things I won't put in my fucking mouth
He must drive a Ferrari.
Ferrari? I'm guessing he is twice as big as those dudes, I would say hes got a great big pickup or a BMW.
This guy is lucky! Least he can fit it in most well all pussy!!
Is That the dick that fine chick was trying to fuck last week?
@toreal. HAHA. FWP
i'm really getting tired of vegans pushing their lifestyle on me.
Sirfartsalot whom drives a Lamborghine® or Bugatti®?
Put it away, Ouch.
the main reason why white guys are so angry
"It ain't easy being cheesy!"
Shit the nonsense women give us, I won't mind a small dick with a trophy car.
Dude you are hung like a " baby carrot" sounds good to me...
@toreal Most black men are exaggerating or substituting centimeters for inches.
Look on the bright side... it's easy for him to get a date to give up her azz. If I were him I would call it the "starter" kit.
Little cocktail sausage.