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posted by Dave G. on 6/6/2016

Cheeto Dick

You know you have a small dick when its not much bigger than a cheeto puff. It's probably just as cheesy too.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
iluvkitty
+10
He ain’t gonna be "cheeting" on his girl with this.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 12:15 PM

xizang
So? Aren’t most clits about that size?
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 12:19 PM

toreal
The real reason most white men are angry.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 12:34 PM

mrpoop
It's Peter Puff
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 12:59 PM

mrdrip
don’t wash it for a day or two and it will also smell like cheese!
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 1:10 PM

makeyarise
Do ya feel it?? ...um NO, can u hand me those cheetos, may fulfill something!
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 1:12 PM

mykejp
He's hung like a mouse.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 1:20 PM

fatlarry
"unimpressive"
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 1:27 PM

bananahammock
It’s not the length, but the girth that counts. In this case you have neither of them.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 1:42 PM

darksider803
Makes me feel better somehow
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 2:03 PM

yeknom
Looks more like a baby carrot.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 4:05 PM

potrostation
I’ve never been that excited for a Cheeto.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 4:31 PM

vaticanvomit
That's a baby carrot. Cheeto puff is bigger and curves
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 5:48 PM

hornyfatman
vaticanvomit, You know your veggies...
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 5:51 PM

vaticanvomit
I can always recognize things I won't put in my fucking mouth
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 6:01 PM

sirfartsalot
He must drive a Ferrari.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 6:09 PM

twofords
Ferrari? I’m guessing he is twice as big as those dudes, I would say hes got a great big pickup or a BMW.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 7:39 PM

maddog123
This guy is lucky! Least he can fit it in most well all pussy!!
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 7:53 PM

nybadguy
Is That the dick that fine chick was trying to fuck last week?
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 7:56 PM

nybadguy
@toreal. HAHA. FWP
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 7:58 PM

nsde86
i’m really getting tired of vegans pushing their lifestyle on me.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 9:27 PM

truckingman
Sirfartsalot whom drives a Lamborghine® or Bugatti®?
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 9:34 PM

treehouse21
Put it away, Ouch.
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posted on: 06-06-16 @ 11:40 PM

dawgdrama
the main reason why white guys are so angry
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 1:36 AM

ohartlucko
"It ain't easy being cheesy!"
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 1:48 AM

dozer67
Shit the nonsense women give us, I won’t mind a small dick with a trophy car.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 4:34 PM

dozer67
Dude you are hung like a " baby carrot" sounds good to me...
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 4:42 PM

harly9
@toreal Most black men are exaggerating or substituting centimeters for inches.
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posted on: 06-08-16 @ 1:58 PM

felterupgood
Look on the bright side... it’s easy for him to get a date to give up her azz. If I were him I would call it the "starter" kit.
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posted on: 06-08-16 @ 10:59 PM

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