Cheeto Dick

You know you have a small dick when its not much bigger than a cheeto puff. It's probably just as cheesy too.

29 Comments
  • iluvkitty June 6, 2016

    He ain't gonna be "cheeting" on his girl with this.

    +10
  • xizang June 6, 2016

    So? Aren't most clits about that size?

    +3
  • toreal June 6, 2016

    The real reason most white men are angry.

    +1
  • mrpoop June 6, 2016

    It's Peter Puff

    +1
  • mrdrip June 6, 2016

    don't wash it for a day or two and it will also smell like cheese!

    +1
  • makeyarise June 6, 2016

    Do ya feel it?? ...um NO, can u hand me those cheetos, may fulfill something!

    +1
  • mykejp June 6, 2016

    He's hung like a mouse.

    +0
  • fatlarry June 6, 2016

    "unimpressive"

    +0
  • bananahammock June 6, 2016

    It's not the length, but the girth that counts. In this case you have neither of them.

    +2
  • darksider803 June 6, 2016

    Makes me feel better somehow

    +6
  • yeknom June 6, 2016

    Looks more like a baby carrot.

    +2
  • potrostation June 6, 2016

    I've never been that excited for a Cheeto.

    +1
  • vaticanvomit June 6, 2016

    That's a baby carrot. Cheeto puff is bigger and curves

    +8
  • hornyfatman June 6, 2016

    vaticanvomit, You know your veggies...

    +2
  • vaticanvomit June 6, 2016

    I can always recognize things I won't put in my fucking mouth

    +5
  • sirfartsalot June 6, 2016

    He must drive a Ferrari.

    +2
  • twofords June 6, 2016

    Ferrari? I'm guessing he is twice as big as those dudes, I would say hes got a great big pickup or a BMW.

    +0
  • maddog123 June 6, 2016

    This guy is lucky! Least he can fit it in most well all pussy!!

    +0
  • nybadguy June 6, 2016

    Is That the dick that fine chick was trying to fuck last week?

    +1
  • nybadguy June 6, 2016

    @toreal. HAHA. FWP

    +2
  • nsde86 June 6, 2016

    i'm really getting tired of vegans pushing their lifestyle on me.

    +0
  • truckingman June 6, 2016

    Sirfartsalot whom drives a Lamborghine® or Bugatti®?

    +0
  • treehouse21 June 7, 2016

    Put it away, Ouch.

    +0
  • dawgdrama June 7, 2016

    the main reason why white guys are so angry

    +1
  • ohartlucko June 7, 2016

    "It ain't easy being cheesy!"

    +0
  • dozer67 June 7, 2016

    Shit the nonsense women give us, I won't mind a small dick with a trophy car.

    +0
  • dozer67 June 7, 2016

    Dude you are hung like a " baby carrot" sounds good to me...

    +0
  • harly9 June 8, 2016

    @toreal Most black men are exaggerating or substituting centimeters for inches.

    +1
  • felterupgood June 8, 2016

    Look on the bright side... it's easy for him to get a date to give up her azz. If I were him I would call it the "starter" kit.

    +0
 
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