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posted by Dave G. on 6/7/2016

Leave The Lawnmowing To The Professionals

Now that summer is here you should leave the lawn mowing to the professionals or you'll end up with missing amputated toes just like this guy. $20 bucks and a cerveza should keep Jose happy enough to your gardening.
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Pain


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
sleeko
That’s it? You need to sharpen your mower.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 3:12 PM

azzholee
i am disappointed
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 3:17 PM

stenchfart
with toenails like that?..possibly a zombie
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 3:46 PM

toreal
White men just leave the grass cutting to the Mexicans. Summer has barely started and several of you guys have fucked your foot up.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 3:50 PM

whobe
@toreal At least white folks are making an attempt to do shit on their own instead of having the government do it for them.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 4:02 PM

boney1
should have chopped that gnarly big toe off too
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 4:05 PM

azzholee
@toreal - you should stop being a racist piece of what ever, it’s not funny, you know.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 4:08 PM

dozer67
Silly white people, manual labor is for minorities...!
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 4:45 PM

darkmadness
By judging his/her toenails, The lawnmower needs antibiotics to fight that fungus. It also needs a sharper blade.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 5:53 PM

darkmadness
@Dozer67 It’s easy to pay people to do jobs, When you’re not a lazy fuck sitting on the couch all day, You do it yourself.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 5:54 PM

cyberbu11y
@gringotchingo next time u run something over make sure it's ur fingers so we don't have to read ur shitty comments anymore
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 6:08 PM

nybadguy
That's why i wear boots when i mow or have my tenant do it.
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 6:14 PM

dracos
is that toe-real?
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 9:04 PM

truckingman
I wonder what the count would of lawnmower accident pictures...
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 9:09 PM

maddog123
For some reason maybe the weed??? But this reminds me of this dude I knew Who put peanut butter on his junk and would let his rock wilder lick it off!! So this one week end me and some friends were chilling and frank says have you seen Yankee lately??? Hell I haven’t none of us had so we decided to go over see what’s up!! It wasn’t good we smelled him when we pulled in his drive way!!! Stupid fucker put peanut butter on his dick again but instead of a lick his dog chewed off his dick and he bled out he was dead about a week!!!
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 9:47 PM

potrostation
This little piggy went to HELL!
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posted on: 06-07-16 @ 11:32 PM

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