Minor Finger Cut
Small cuts are the worst. Just barely cut the skin and they burn like hell. This guys minor cut went a bit farther though what sucks the most is he's going to miss sticking his thumb up his wife's butt hole on those cold winder nights to keep it warm.
ribbed for greater pleasure
Great family planning advice, went in rear and she pinched too tight!!
Hope he's not left handed.
No Fonzie no
Jarppi did it better in their show The Dudesons, Lost his thumb during their stunts.
it's just a finger
Well they still have part of an opposable thumb on their left hand. I just hope that they are not left handed...
If they brought the severed tip of their thumb with them and it is still viable, the orthopedic surgeons can reattach the victim's thumb tip to their thumb...
from here on no more thumb tacks motherfucker!
Well, I'm screwed, time to buy myself a car.
still seems to have a positive attitude
I give it one and a half thumbs up
Nubby
From Lady Killers
GOING TO BE HARD TO THUMB A RIDE FROM NOW ON !!!??