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posted by Dave G. on 6/16/2016

A Slut & Her Phones

Sucks to throw out your old phone once you upgrade. Sometimes you wish you could find something productive with them like sticking them up your vagina or ass and shitting them out.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
shupbitazfag
it's probably more difficult for girls to do this now because of all these smartphones
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 3:34 PM

picklehiesner
+13
Can you here me now ?
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 3:46 PM

picklehiesner
@picklehiesner lol +1
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 3:47 PM

belchesfelches
Well, THERE’S something you don’t see every day.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 3:48 PM

whobe
I can hear you better we have 4 bars.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 4:34 PM

maddog123
Old Alex I bet is turning over in his grave!!! Alexander graham bell. !!!
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 4:42 PM

Cory H.
The only skill she has.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 4:44 PM

marcodufour
@pickleheisner That was funny as hell +1 Sir.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 4:46 PM

ouch
Can you hear me now?
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:05 PM

ouch
@picklehiesner ahhh shit lol +1 fukker I just read yours
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:06 PM

treehouse21
Do you know how you can tell when you’ve watched too much porn? When you start recognizing the stars by looking at their assholes. Roxy Raye, is that you?
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:10 PM

maddog123
I think he invented the phone ? It might have been the dildo!!
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:12 PM

sirfartsalot
Bet she gets shitty service.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:20 PM

fatlarry
talented
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:25 PM

fockenperv
shitty phone
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:31 PM

slayersanta666
I see white people have discovered Asian technology. Now shit me out a iPhone.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 5:41 PM

billybadbird
As you can see her pussy is tight while with a simple push her ass will eject any object inserted.. I’d go for the puss..
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 6:27 PM

mrdrip
She was on a shitty connection
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 6:42 PM

corruptedsob
My cell phone bill goes right up my ass
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 7:30 PM

nybadguy
Introducing the all new brownberry slime. By motorola.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 7:36 PM

mrpoop
That cell wasn't very poopular
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 8:32 PM

txdo_msk
You think maybe those were on silent?
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 8:40 PM

felterupgood
I bet she makes good money visiting prisons.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 8:43 PM

felterupgood
@pickleheisner That was funny as hell +1 Sir.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 8:45 PM

felterupgood
as George Carlin and blazing saddles said.... Blow it out your ass
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 8:46 PM

felterupgood
And she’s not even prolapsed... I think she can top that
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 8:50 PM

truckingman
I can understand for her inserting the old cellphones in her vagina, because of the vibrator mode, but in her colon?
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 8:57 PM

maddog123
The only way that both would ever amaze me would be if she spit out an old Dial phone from the seventys!!!!!
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 9:25 PM

eyeh8dumbasses
So that’s where I left my phone.
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 9:43 PM

doc_ock
That bitch butt dialed me twice
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posted on: 06-16-16 @ 11:23 PM

mykejp
No wonder her cell phones smell like ass and cunt.
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posted on: 06-17-16 @ 12:20 AM

insanemonkey
whooooaaa! that surprised me.
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posted on: 06-17-16 @ 4:22 AM

robertrbrt29
PLOOP!!!
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 7:47 AM

martinuk
WOW i know were to go now if i need an upgrade
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 12:19 PM

stenchpa
An upgraded version of The Shocker !!
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posted on: 06-20-16 @ 12:14 PM

longhungwong
2 phones in the pink 1 in the stink
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posted on: 06-20-16 @ 10:54 PM

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