A Slut & Her Phones

Sucks to throw out your old phone once you upgrade. Sometimes you wish you could find something productive with them like sticking them up your vagina or ass and shitting them out.

36 Comments
  • shupbitazfag June 16, 2016

    it's probably more difficult for girls to do this now because of all these smartphones

    +3
  • picklehiesner June 16, 2016

    Can you here me now ?

    +13
  • picklehiesner June 16, 2016

    @picklehiesner lol +1

    +4
  • belchesfelches June 16, 2016

    Well, THERE'S something you don't see every day.

    +0
  • whobe June 16, 2016

    I can hear you better we have 4 bars.

    +1
  • maddog123 June 16, 2016

    Old Alex I bet is turning over in his grave!!! Alexander graham bell. !!!

    +1
  • Cory H. June 16, 2016

    The only skill she has.

    +3
  • marcodufour June 16, 2016

    @pickleheisner That was funny as hell +1 Sir.

    +0
  • ouch June 16, 2016

    Can you hear me now?

    -1
  • ouch June 16, 2016

    @picklehiesner ahhh shit lol +1 fukker I just read yours

    -1
  • treehouse21 June 16, 2016

    Do you know how you can tell when you've watched too much porn? When you start recognizing the stars by looking at their assholes. Roxy Raye, is that you?

    +1
  • maddog123 June 16, 2016

    I think he invented the phone ? It might have been the dildo!!

    +1
  • sirfartsalot June 16, 2016

    Bet she gets shitty service.

    +2
  • fatlarry June 16, 2016

    talented

    +1
  • fockenperv June 16, 2016

    shitty phone

    +1
  • slayersanta666 June 16, 2016

    I see white people have discovered Asian technology. Now shit me out a iPhone.

    +1
  • billybadbird June 16, 2016

    As you can see her pussy is tight while with a simple push her ass will eject any object inserted.. I'd go for the puss..

    +0
  • mrdrip June 16, 2016

    She was on a shitty connection

    +1
  • corruptedsob June 16, 2016

    My cell phone bill goes right up my ass

    +2
  • nybadguy June 16, 2016

    Introducing the all new brownberry slime. By motorola.

    +1
  • mrpoop June 16, 2016

    That cell wasn't very poopular

    +1
  • txdo_msk June 16, 2016

    You think maybe those were on silent?

    +0
  • felterupgood June 16, 2016

    I bet she makes good money visiting prisons.

    +1
  • felterupgood June 16, 2016

    @pickleheisner That was funny as hell +1 Sir.

    +0
  • felterupgood June 16, 2016

    as George Carlin and blazing saddles said.... Blow it out your ass

    +0
  • felterupgood June 16, 2016

    And she's not even prolapsed... I think she can top that

    +0
  • truckingman June 16, 2016

    I can understand for her inserting the old cellphones in her vagina, because of the vibrator mode, but in her colon?

    +2
  • maddog123 June 16, 2016

    The only way that both would ever amaze me would be if she spit out an old

    Dial phone from the seventys!!!!!

    +1
  • eyeh8dumbasses June 16, 2016

    So that's where I left my phone.

    +1
  • doc_ock June 17, 2016

    That bitch butt dialed me twice

    +1
  • mykejp June 17, 2016

    No wonder her cell phones smell like ass and cunt.

    +0
  • insanemonkey June 17, 2016

    whooooaaa! that surprised me.

    +1
  • robertrbrt29 June 18, 2016

    PLOOP!!!

    +0
  • martinuk June 18, 2016

    WOW i know were to go now if i need an upgrade

    +1
  • stenchpa June 20, 2016

    An upgraded version of The Shocker !!

    +0
  • longhungwong June 20, 2016

    2 phones in the pink 1 in the stink

    +1
 
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