Who wants to sit on Santa's lap

That bearded fuck judges all of us each year deciding if we deserve presents? Go put some clothes on you odd fuck, and hang out with your elves.

29 Comments
  • stenchfart June 18, 2016

    There was that time he promised me a Johnny lighting race car set...I didn`t shout or pout either..

    +3
  • mrdrip June 18, 2016

    Santa wanted a bigger cock for himself but he was a bad boy. Claus fucked the reindeer in the ass until his nose got red, then didn't wash his prick and had Mrs. Claus suck his manure flavoured cock. Santa was a nasty old boy and got the big boobs instead

    +3
  • mrpoop June 18, 2016

    Old man Wilson is feeling pretty today

    +1
  • shupbitazfag June 18, 2016

    who else is scarred for life

    +1
  • sirfartsalot June 18, 2016

    Nice smoker!

    +2
  • toreal June 18, 2016

    Kinda looks like Whobe.

    +1
  • sbohica June 18, 2016

    When did Ron take over the Michigan Santa role? Did they elect u to the position? You got some tig ole bittys there, CIA man!!!

    +2
  • whobe June 18, 2016

    Looks like Santa fell out of his sleigh somewhere over West Virginia.

    +2
  • dog66 June 18, 2016

    somehow its a given that fuck lives alone

    +2
  • happyjack June 18, 2016

    Rockinron showing support for his com-padres in Florida.

    +0
  • whobe June 18, 2016

    @Trollreal you have no clue what I look like because you have never taken your mouth from around my dick long enough to look up.

    +0
  • truckingman June 18, 2016

    He would MF" MAKE A GOOD BOOMER.

    +1
  • spinal12 June 18, 2016

    You mean that mother fucker is still standing there.

    +1
  • ouch June 18, 2016

    I would make a Ron joke but that old fuckker actually died last week for real. R.I.P Ron

    +1
  • happyjack June 18, 2016

    ^^^^^^ the bad part of faking your death is that if or when it does happen, you are prone to only hearing the chirping of crickets.

    +8
  • celtickhan June 18, 2016

    wearing shoes without socks? probably wears socks with sandals too.

    +2
  • truckingman June 18, 2016

    Ouch is there a link to a news article about Rockinrons dead???

    +1
  • stoli June 18, 2016

    What the fuck is wrong with people?

    +1
  • picklehiesner June 18, 2016

    Ron-a-claus

    +1
  • sbohica June 18, 2016

    @rockinron, man, I dont give 2 fucks if worms are boring out ur asshole, rite at this very moment0. If true ouch, this rock is a better place!!! Post the obit link so I can frame it.

    -2
  • darksider803 June 18, 2016

    Now I need some eye bleach!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • treehouse21 June 19, 2016

    @truckingman Ron didn't actually die last week but I died yesterday morning.

    +2
  • ouch June 19, 2016

    @treehouse21 awesome, say hi to Ron for me

    +3
  • treehouse21 June 19, 2016

    @ouch There wasn't enough room in this urn for the both of us so I kicked his fat hillbilly ass out.

    +2
  • ouch June 19, 2016

    Shall I say something from us the crew from CS? I am attending his funeral tomorrow.

    +1
  • treehouse21 June 19, 2016

    Don't bother. I thought of a way to bring him back: http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/51770-auto-blow-job-you-re-doing-it-wrong

    +2
  • felterupgood June 19, 2016

    Be careful what you wish for... and never tell Santa you want some titties for Christmas.

    +1
  • ruckyman June 20, 2016

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

    +1
  • sbohica June 20, 2016

    Tell him AIDS is running rampet thru the crew. Y'all will see him very soon.

    +0
 
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