That bearded fuck judges all of us each year deciding if we deserve presents? Go put some clothes on you odd fuck, and hang out with your elves.
There was that time he promised me a Johnny lighting race car set...I didn`t shout or pout either..
Santa wanted a bigger cock for himself but he was a bad boy. Claus fucked the reindeer in the ass until his nose got red, then didn't wash his prick and had Mrs. Claus suck his manure flavoured cock. Santa was a nasty old boy and got the big boobs instead
Old man Wilson is feeling pretty today
who else is scarred for life
Kinda looks like Whobe.
When did Ron take over the Michigan Santa role? Did they elect u to the position? You got some tig ole bittys there, CIA man!!!
Looks like Santa fell out of his sleigh somewhere over West Virginia.
somehow its a given that fuck lives alone
Rockinron showing support for his com-padres in Florida.
@Trollreal you have no clue what I look like because you have never taken your mouth from around my dick long enough to look up.
He would MF" MAKE A GOOD BOOMER.
You mean that mother fucker is still standing there.
I would make a Ron joke but that old fuckker actually died last week for real. R.I.P Ron
^^^^^^ the bad part of faking your death is that if or when it does happen, you are prone to only hearing the chirping of crickets.
wearing shoes without socks? probably wears socks with sandals too.
Ouch is there a link to a news article about Rockinrons dead???
What the fuck is wrong with people?
@rockinron, man, I dont give 2 fucks if worms are boring out ur asshole, rite at this very moment0. If true ouch, this rock is a better place!!! Post the obit link so I can frame it.
Now I need some eye bleach!!!!!!!!
@truckingman Ron didn't actually die last week but I died yesterday morning.
@treehouse21 awesome, say hi to Ron for me
@ouch There wasn't enough room in this urn for the both of us so I kicked his fat hillbilly ass out.
Shall I say something from us the crew from CS? I am attending his funeral tomorrow.
Don't bother. I thought of a way to bring him back: http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/51770-auto-blow-job-you-re-doing-it-wrong
Be careful what you wish for... and never tell Santa you want some titties for Christmas.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Tell him AIDS is running rampet thru the crew. Y'all will see him very soon.
Grandpa's bad fetish.