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posted by Big Jeff on 6/18/2016

Who Wants To Sit On Santa's Lap

That bearded fuck judges all of us each year deciding if we deserve presents? Go put some clothes on you odd fuck, and hang out with your elves.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
stenchfart
There was that time he promised me a Johnny lighting race car set...I didn`t shout or pout either..
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 5:45 PM

mrdrip
Santa wanted a bigger cock for himself but he was a bad boy. Claus fucked the reindeer in the ass until his nose got red, then didn’t wash his prick and had Mrs. Claus suck his manure flavoured cock. Santa was a nasty old boy and got the big boobs instead
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 5:46 PM

mrpoop
Old man Wilson is feeling pretty today
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 5:48 PM

shupbitazfag
who else is scarred for life
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 5:55 PM

sirfartsalot
Nice smoker!
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:00 PM

toreal
Kinda looks like Whobe.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:02 PM

sbohica
When did Ron take over the Michigan Santa role? Did they elect u to the position? You got some tig ole bittys there, CIA man!!!
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:21 PM

whobe
Looks like Santa fell out of his sleigh somewhere over West Virginia.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:34 PM

dog66
somehow its a given that fuck lives alone
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:39 PM

happyjack
Rockinron showing support for his com-padres in Florida.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:42 PM

whobe
@Trollreal you have no clue what I look like because you have never taken your mouth from around my dick long enough to look up.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:46 PM

truckingman
He would MF" MAKE A GOOD BOOMER.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:46 PM

spinal12
You mean that mother fucker is still standing there.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 6:51 PM

ouch
I would make a Ron joke but that old fuckker actually died last week for real. R.I.P Ron
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 7:29 PM

happyjack
^^^^^^ the bad part of faking your death is that if or when it does happen, you are prone to only hearing the chirping of crickets.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 8:01 PM

celtickhan
wearing shoes without socks? probably wears socks with sandals too.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 8:23 PM

truckingman
Ouch is there a link to a news article about Rockinrons dead???
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 8:33 PM

stoli
What the fuck is wrong with people?
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 9:25 PM

picklehiesner
Ron-a-claus
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 9:31 PM

sbohica
@rockinron, man, I dont give 2 fucks if worms are boring out ur asshole, rite at this very moment0. If true ouch, this rock is a better place!!! Post the obit link so I can frame it.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 9:34 PM

darksider803
Now I need some eye bleach!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 9:38 PM

treehouse21
@truckingman Ron didn’t actually die last week but I died yesterday morning.
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posted on: 06-18-16 @ 11:15 PM

ouch
@treehouse21 awesome, say hi to Ron for me
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posted on: 06-19-16 @ 9:06 AM

treehouse21
@ouch There wasn’t enough room in this urn for the both of us so I kicked his fat hillbilly ass out.
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posted on: 06-19-16 @ 9:07 AM

ouch
Shall I say something from us the crew from CS? I am attending his funeral tomorrow.
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posted on: 06-19-16 @ 9:15 AM

treehouse21
Don’t bother. I thought of a way to bring him back: crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/51770-auto-blow-job-you-re-doing-it-wrong
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posted on: 06-19-16 @ 9:32 AM

felterupgood
Be careful what you wish for... and never tell Santa you want some titties for Christmas.
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posted on: 06-19-16 @ 4:57 PM

ruckyman
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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posted on: 06-20-16 @ 5:03 AM

sbohica
Tell him AIDS is running rampet thru the crew. Y'all will see him very soon.
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posted on: 06-20-16 @ 10:11 AM

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